"We're all here cheering you on", "We'll get together and come to rescue you IRL", "I'm going to bring you something to eat", "We're all here, waiting and praying for you!"

[ColeHawlins]

Wouldn't it be easier to make certain phrases automated "hide the thread" alerts?

I just can't help thinking about, Zombie's Mercy Dash, Oliver's Army, The Merry Surrey Widower, The Premature Baby that Never Was, and so on.