can we haev a text speak crack down

[EarlSinclair]

It simply wont do

eeek

hello misdee

Pissing down again, saw 10 Federer games before precipitation occurred, check forecast for aforementioned precipitation outlook.
Ana (Ivanovic) match excellent - plucky girl - Venus too good to be true.
See you tomorrow
Ma

medical reason (translation: insane and in love with small wheels>>

Here misdee

Sorry for quick hijack.

Psg dn agn, saw 10 fed gms b4 precipitation ocrd, chk 4cst 4 a4mtd precips otlk.
Ana mtch ex plucky grl vns 2 gd 2 b true.
c ya tmz
ma.

Pissing down again, sae 10 Federer games before precipitation occured, check forecast for aforementioned precipitation outlook.
Ana (Ivanovic player) match excellent, plucky girl, Venus too good to be true
See you tomorrow
Mum

Verbatim translated at 40 paces by my ds who is 13.

I must tell her that txt spk is for goons who only do basic language and that clever words lose their edge when abbreviated in such a fashion.
And then she'll write me out of her will.
oh she can't, she already has

lol @ writing out precipitation in full

true, reasons below and no misdee it was bought off DCM
one wrist knackered can only push with one had
Need buggy board for 5 yr old dd with mobility issues
Tis the only pram with buggy board you can push with one hand.Shame it take two to unfold it though
And am too embarrassed to wheel it out in our small market township

Never mind

lol@ writing precipitation in a text at all

exactly bundle

the fuckaboo twat is a great pram say what you will

ah right piffle

i loved mine, but dd3 figured out the brake rear facing, and put her feet on the wheels facing forwards. v easy to push whilst grabbing wayward 4yr old from running into the road.

so am down to a stroller.

mine is grey/Blk as it goes with my wardrobe.

CSWS have replied.

I cna hardly operate the sodding brake misdee so dd has no chance
Anyway since we got it it has precipitated persistently and I would not want to get it wet now...

lol.

i can't text speak, however i do type badly
and
i can't make head nor tail of what you are all saying!

Just bumping this as the text speak is still on-going! PLEASE USE PROPER WORDS!

Thank you

Oh I quite agree, I close threads immediately if they're full of text speak.

amen

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they are all farking at it

Name and shame, tis the kindest thing.

How about banning putting 'lol' at the end of every other sentence

I don't believe that anything is that funny