ooh ENid lets plan our site

[UtterPigsty]

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Okay I am working on my first competition

I plan to approach Vileda for a fantastic prize

who won the hotel thingy?

LOL! I will be sure to tell dh .

why is fimbo getting relationship

cos her dh doesnt

oh yeah!

Because of the wanking thread. I told Cod in jest that my dh had only wanked once as a teenager but she thought I was being serious.

oh yes you WERE oyu lying hooar

no back-pedalling fimbo, you WERE serious

hello
sounds sooper
I'll do
etiquette
manners
spotting social climbing and snobbery at 50 paces
not really giving a shit about much
trollspotting

anything else?

oh and luxury travel

OBVIOUSLY

horses

oi enid somone was on at easter in a flap oevr hta horse ds game

I really must INSIST you revert to your piggy name, it is a bit disconcerting to see notme all over the place

ok wil do
amorf out now

Message for Not PPH:-

I have banned my wife from using this site ever again after giving away my secrets.

P.s. Can I be wank-monitor

lol
i am duly changed

Can I be in charge of the ponce category please?

how do you monitor wanks?

1 could do better
2 improving
3 first class

1. halfhearted but does the job
2. actually not bad
3. almost as good as the real thin

oh must dash, ratman is here!

you could be back door monitor naily

4.Improved wrist action

or be inchagre of manuicures
snort snort

id be 'crap' at that

oh, no he isn't, just a delivery

can I also be in charge of rodent control? I will be an expert after spending a few hours with steve from rentokil as I'm planning on doing this morning