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Remove The Plughole

56 replies

SeaEagleFeather · 17/11/2017 20:42

it's a non-used section! tidy things up =)

OP posts:
AllTheWittyNamesAreGone · 18/11/2017 18:02

Faecal Matters sounds slightly highbrow. We will have to fine a higher calibre poo troll to roam the topic

paxillin · 18/11/2017 18:05

Shit matters?

PanPanPanPing · 18/11/2017 18:07
  1. The Dump
  2. The Shit Pit
  3. Faecal Matters
  4. The Plughole

Maybe MNHQ will have to set up one of those voting thingies that they do every now and again?!

Battleax · 18/11/2017 18:12

Faecal. That's it! I was trying to have a spelling dispute with the phone but I couldn't remember what it was Grin

It has more gravitas with British spelling. We need kack gravitas 🤔

Battleax · 18/11/2017 18:13

Shit matters?

Millimetres from "shit happens", which is, frankly, sloppy fatalism.

paxillin · 18/11/2017 18:13

Perhaps faeces/ feces matter?

Battleax · 18/11/2017 18:17

So much choice.

paxillin · 18/11/2017 18:18

Faeces happen?

Battleax · 18/11/2017 18:27

Shouldn't that be "happens"?

elephantoverthehill · 18/11/2017 18:27

slightly behind what's the plug hole topic, where is it and what was it used for? I keep thinking about the song about the baby going down the plug hole I'm quite afraid to go looking for the topic TBH

PanPanPanPing · 18/11/2017 18:29

"... but will certainly pass this onwards and upwards to someone more able in this department"

CarolineMNHQ, I think you'll have to pass it (whatever it might be) 'downwards' to a MNHQer who is well versed in the the subject?

BTW, what are the loos like at MN Towers?!

Battleax · 18/11/2017 18:31

what's the plug hole topic, where is it and what was it used for?

For MNers to "plug" their wares, but nobody ever goes there, so basically pointless.

PanPanPanPing · 18/11/2017 18:33

elephantoverthehill, here is The Plughole :

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_plughole

with nothing in it!

elephantoverthehill · 18/11/2017 18:33

Perhaps the poo topic should be entitled 'This number too will pass'.
Thanks Battleax.

PanPanPanPing · 18/11/2017 18:34

I did suggest The Number Two on another thread ... too!!!

paxillin · 18/11/2017 18:37

My failed campaign for a poo topic

HQ didn't even answer it.

PanPanPanPing · 18/11/2017 18:41

I think they're trying to fight a rearguard action, pax? Our trivial comments are way down the 'to do' list?

elephantoverthehill · 18/11/2017 18:42

I did read some of that thread Paxillin but got distracted by either DCs or work or something. I thought it was really quite a good idea. I haven't read the recent flush of poo topics, but to file them in a specific topic might just put off the poo trolls.

elephantoverthehill · 18/11/2017 18:43

*Poo threads

paxillin · 18/11/2017 19:01

Rearguard action, recent flush of poo topics.. you lot are not helping my very serious campaign against the plop on MN {grin].

elephantoverthehill · 18/11/2017 19:52

The preppers got their topic may be ask for a ploppers topic?

paxillin · 18/11/2017 19:54

Thing is, I won't be posting on ploppers. Much like sporners, I was vocal in my support for their topic because I didn't want to take part in their strange hobby, lovely as they are.

Perhaps we can find an enthusiastic plopper and rally behind them?

elephantoverthehill · 18/11/2017 20:06

I'd rather be in front of a plopper, if you don't mind.

paxillin · 18/11/2017 21:55
Grin
DoctorTwo · 18/11/2017 23:30
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