Norman was Rhubarb?s pet drunken marauding goblin that some Mumsnetter (whose name escapes me) drowned in a puddle of beer shortly after SaintGeorge speared his girlfriend, the lap dancing fairy, to death in her drink.
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Which MNer has rats (and chooses to!) ?
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Who thinks less of her husband because of his stance during urination?
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Who had their fanjo mentioned in the National papers and who did the mentioning?
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Which MNer has very musical children?
Beetroot???????????????
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Who wants to know what we are having for dinner?
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Name 2 MNers who are librarians
marina
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Name 2 MNers who are knitters
Miaou, Pruni
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Which MNer let her DS take part in a documentary where he was to be left in the care of a teenage couple?
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Which sweet-smelling MNer had a husband who was mad as a box of frogs?
lavenderrr
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Who put her Christmas decorations up on November 20th ?
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Name the forbidden thirst quenching beverage
fruit shoots
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What car does dumbledoresgirl drive?
Chrysler grand voyager
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Who told a policeman that she needed to get home to feed her baby "With my breasts"?
Hunkermunker
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What should you take care to pay for before eating in a supermarket?
grapes
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What rodent ended up in the dinner?
hamster ( bonus point for knowing it was greeny who did this thread)
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Who got caught short waiting for the AA man?
Aitch
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How did Tilly, Polly, Norma and Irma meet an abrupt end?
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Whose photograph did Cod seek for her hairdresser?
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Which two MNers have been on a round-the-world journey with the kids in tow?
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Who almost drowned in a Ferry accident?
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Whose claim to fame is that their house was once home to Thomas Crapper, who made the flushing toilet?
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Which MNer is married to a train driver?
LadyTophamHatt
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What does 'LGJ' stand for in Sherlocklgj ?
Lapsed Gym Junkie
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Name a MNer with 4 boys
LadyTophamHatt
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Name a MNer with 4 girls
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Name three Tory MNers
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Name three 'owners' of the style shop
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What does '4' mean?
Who cares
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Which MNer has started a campaign against lads? mags at her local library?
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Which Australian MNer got quite a reaction after posting a picture of herself wearing rather large sunglasses?
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Name someone who will come on here saying this is a clique
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Who did a skydive ?
Thomcat (TeeCee)
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Name MNers whose husbands (claim) never to 'go solo'
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Who?s got a lot to say for themselves ?
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Which MNer came out a little worse for wear after volunteering herself for a circus act?
blu
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Which MNers regularly frequent the isketch rooms and who is the absolute champ at isketch?
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Name as many posters as you can who have a moon cup
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Whose MN name used to be Janstar?
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And who started out life as Vickytiredmum?
VVVQ
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Name 3 MNers who have been moderators
JanH, Lou33, Hulababy, Marina, SaintGeorge, Yorkiegirl
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Who is Mumsnet?s very own personal shopper ?
Mallory
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Which fekkers like crocs ?
StGeorge
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Which MNer keeps us up to date with what's on TV?
RTKangaMummy
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Name MN's resident sexpert?
NQC
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Who is responsible for the infamous rocket statement?
MorningPaper
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Who has the most adorable dc ?
Me
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Who had a virtual wnacky basket assembled for her bday on MN?
enid
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Which store should one never been seen buying savoury pastry products from?
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What is a wnacky basket?
a lentil weaver's alternative to plastic tat
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Name a well known baby guru who got us into trouble
SWMNBN
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Whose ds once wore a bike helmet for years ?
Wasn?t that cod?s?
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Who machine washed a cat ?
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Which MNer is famous for her lemon drizzle cake?
MarsLady
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Where would one find the pouch of Douglas?
In your fanjo (attrib. cod)
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Whose neighbour had a pink tree?
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Whose name will we forever associate with pheasants?
Lavender
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Why did Martianbishop and Intergalactic Walrus chose their MN Names?
A scientology thread
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Name the MNer responsible for the mascot (the bat)
Cod (whilst playing a game involving MNer?s nicknames and Google images)
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Who reads the Guardian ?
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Who had MNers all 'on pins' worrying in case she/her dh did not manage to catch the ferry when she was in labour....Rural Scotland I recall?
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Why does 'hoist up the main brace' have sexual connotations?
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Name some MN sisters (am thinking that some sisters have eft..)(maybe)(maybe not!)
lulumama/taylormama (twins); Soapbox/SisterofSoapbox; Rhubarb/Carnation; Misdee/SparklyGothKat; PPH/Orangina
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Name 15 edible MNers
Mars, Cadbury, Cod, weeonion, sallystrawberry, oliveoil, twiglett, custy, rhubarb, aero
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Name 5 rhyming MNers ( i?ll have to think if there are any now)
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Name some MN couples ( I can think of 2 - there may be more)
Hattrick/Wheresmyfroggy; Dot/Juno; Lillibet/Turnupthebass
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Name a MN Mother/Daughter combo
Spinel/SaintGeorge; NadineBaggot/GDG
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Who's from the 'Village' ?
enid
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Who flounced but came back ?
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Which MNer's Dh dropped a wardrobe on the school gerbil/hamster?
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Who got asked why she 'dressed up' for the school playground ?
Northerner
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Whose brother posted, and started a unicorn craze?
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Who went to the Christmas meet up but had been forgotten about and had nowhere to stay?
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Who is the MNer that has just spent the weekend with Sherlocklgj?
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Who is the resident sexpert ?
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Who trumped in her partners face during an erotic encounter?
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Who had a heart shaped muff - allegedly ?
Kateandthegirls
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Who nicked soap from a posh hotel and was asked for it back ?
mum2sons
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Who had bother with a Smart Car?
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Who sharted? >hee hee<
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Whose dh went down but will be out again soon?
puddytats
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Why do we all snurk about 32 meters or elastic?
cos it was Wigwambam's christmas prezzie from her lovely MIL
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Who has a Post Office set fetish ?
cod
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Who posed nearly nude for a local calendar ?
wigwambam
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Whose ds clung to his rucksack for weeks ?
twiglett
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Who LOVES Rod Stewart ?
welshboris
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Which MNer is often found in a cupboard?
Sallystrawberry
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Who is our expert in all things Khazakstani?
SueJonez
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Who started the great grape controversy?
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Who didn't pay peckarollover for her wedding stuff she sent?
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Which 2 MNers discovered their dogs were long lost relatives, and had a doggy meet up ?
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Whose child lived in a cupboard?
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What was the supposed profession of Judge Flounce ?
barrister
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Whose child lost a toy strawberry and started a nationwide search for a replacement?
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Whose birth announcement shocked MN as she was a regular and no-one knew she was pregnant ?
SoupDragon
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Who runs the potty training boot camp?
cod
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Name 5 residents of Mumsnet Towers.
Justine, Carrie, Rachel, Olivia, Abby, Tech
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Whose MIL has a dry vag and a dp with a withered leg?
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Who is MN's resident child photographer?
hub2dee
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Whose MIL was insisting that her dgs should be called Gerard?
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Name 5 stylish folk
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Who was accosted by mad table cloth lady?
ks
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Name 5 lentil weavers
FrannyandZooey
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Name 5 proud bottle feeders - JoolsToo
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Name 5 MNers who think the world is full of misogynists
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Who received the 1st MN blanket?
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Who was MN's Santa?
Soapbox
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What did beccarollover use to get the tangles out of her dd's hair?
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Who brought mooncups to the masses of MN?
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Who had their fanjo mentioned in the National papers and who did the mentioning?
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Name 4 topic sections that have not been got at (harder)
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Who likes a finger up...?
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What no. Bus and/or destination did one MNer shag on?
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Name four topic sections that have been got at
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Which MN took a sabbatical after Muslim cartoon furore?
Aloha
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Who claims to have brought the word Fanjo to MN?
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Name 5 expats over here and 5 in other countries
Expatinscotland, uwila
suzywong
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Who lives part time on the Turkish/Iranian border ?
moondog
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What is an emetophobe ?
someone who is phobis about vomiting
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Which is better - the drizzle cake or the brownies?
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Name 3 moggellers (who actually use the rest of the site too)
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What must we not give our children for dinner?
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Who shagged Clive Owen?
sobernow
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WHO is the muse of the THIRD BEST SELLING MN t shirt ?
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Which MNer had an affair with a male one?
Tamba
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Which well known MNer is actually a bloke called Gary who used to play tennis? Now that will get u.
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Who once was crap at disguising herself on a classic thread?
UCM
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Which MNer once gave birth on TV?
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Which female MNer has the hardest balls?
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What don't we throw at cats?
footballs
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Which two MN lawyers unmasked Judge flounce ?
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Why do Zebra's children not need pyjamas?
They go to bed in school uniform to save time
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Who once got far too drunk at a meet up and ahem well you know ?
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What is the best way to improvise a hands-free phone?
Tie the phone to your head with a pair of tights
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Which MNer had a relationship with one of the Gallagher brothers?
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Over what wedding item was there once an almighty row?
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Who lost a tampon up themselves and foof stank to high heaven?
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Who were the main players in Narniagate?
fastasleep, hunker, sherlock, lockets
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Who did cod upset re the Xmas challenge
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Whose once was a red rug to a bull
Titania
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Whose family was in Thailand during the tsunami?
lou33