Could we have a beautiful baby contest?

[LieselVentouse]

I dont have a baby so Im not being egomaniac

...and the worst speller

I imagine glamorous granny would be hotly competitive

pmsl

why don't we just have a seperate PFB section?

I will win the Stretch marks in the most places contest and I even have them on my knees!!!!!

I'm a shoo-in for the most haggard and potato faced first thing in the morning prize

whats pfb?

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pfb is precious first born I think

I'll mention this at our next meeting... but I think I know what the answer will be

you cant do that - its discriminatory and exclusive. my children are the best looking in the universe but not babies.

would it be "Fark off" do you think Abby?

Abby, tell me you are just humouring her, and when you actually raise it at your "meeting" in the pub, you will all be PYSL?

Hmmm...

Can we have a beautiful twiglet competition instead?

If any of you could be bothered to look at my profile you would know that our meetings are always held in lay-bye's off the A3. (I don't know why I bother, really I don't.)

Fio - thats not a nice way to speak about your LO's!!!!

Could we have a "voted most likely to be breastfed/weaned at 6 weeks/have an asbo by the age of 12" etc etc competition where we just judge the living sh*t out of each other.

Bags I nominate the baby in the santa/tigger/easter bunny outfit to come from an Asda household

Like an end of year book, just back to front?

Hi there, just to let you know that we've discussed this and it's a no. Sorry!

Good because my baby looks like Gollum.
Unless there can be a special class for the baby that looks most like a character from a fantasy or science fiction novel.

Now there's a surprise ...