Hmm, so MNHQ, are you thinking of selling and if so, what's included? Us?

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Just wondered, after Suzywong's comments about the way you're painting everything, doing the garden up etc, y'know, the place just has an air of a lick of paint....

So, are you selling? And if so, who to?

TIA!

If you get a whiff of fresh coffee brewing or bread baking in the oven, you'll know it's really time to worry!

I wonder if they're selling us if we'll have value bands like council tax? I bet i'm in the cheapest band.

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Individual prices on each poster, d'you reckon?

Separated into categories ... Boden, Next, George at Asda, bargain market rail?

I'm genuinely curious about this one too, www.

Or maybe Chav, ponce, fair to middlin, aristocrat?

if we swear lots and start being 'orrible, we'll devalue the website and they won't be able to sell

you twats

I said cunt about 30 times (31 now ) on an earlier thread, so I'll have knocked a couple of zeros off the asking price.

perhaps we could sell off certain section.....like err mogelling

Maybe they'll start a cull of extraneous posters, get rid of some of the clutter and rubbish beforehand ...

If you sold off moggling the value would increase substantially

Before you all start auctioning yourself off, may I refer you to my previous answer to this exact same question earlier in the week? I know you are just used to us sitting on our bums here at Mumsnet Towers but now we've got Tech around and in his shed we may as well write a few to do lists now and then, don't you think? So if you've got any burning desires (on the Mumsnet functionality front) now's the time to speak up.

Thank you Justine and at mumsnet.gov.uk although obv if they wanted to pay some of us to read mumsnet and post all day well, I'd be in the queue for that job...

Not burning desires but nice to have list:

Ability to attach pmt warning to your name
Ability to set up instant votes, so "please vote, should my dh be allowed to keep this vile jacket?" a la Custardo's recent thread with closing times etc so you could see how many people responded yes or no with ability to add comments too
No tickers, ever
No moving emoticons, ever
Stop deleting chat threads, some great stuff there

REAL tea and coffee and drinks to be delivered when we order!

All the housework done while we MN.

(Well a girl can dream!!!)