"Your mates list is empty" - Hunker invites mate applicants

[hunkermunker]

I am inviting applicants to join my "mates" list.

Please post here with your resume and I will see about adding you.

Isn't that a bit promiscuous HM?

Yep

Had you pegged as a loose woman all along.

Name tortoiseSHELL - note, not tortoise, but tortoiseSHELL, we are not the same person.

Qualifications for Hunkers list - I'm really nice, honest! And don't think I'm on anyone's mates list. ANd it would be a MN list I could be on....

x

[slapper]

go on add me....my qualification is that i also have no mates and if i posted a thread like this it would get ignored so therefore you should pity me

Oops!

That was a reference to me being a loose woman!

Sorry TortoiseSHELL

Can I be on your list?

I could make friendship bracelets from my leg hair, does that qualify?

Hunker's my hero

Would have to be a long distance thing.... How are you at those?

I am not applying for a position of one of your mates, Hunker. I am not going to put a picture of myself up or any pictures of my children. I am not going to fill in one of those new member profile things.

BUT, I do want to at least know where the new member profile things are. I want to lurk around and look at people etc, the ones who aren't reserving them exclusively for mates.

But I have no effing idea where they are! If someone doesn't take pity on me and explain how to do this, then I guess I'll just have to live in ignorance forever.

(off in a huff, shitting the door behind me, as someone said earlier)

Just click on someone's username twois

me!
like boys
very sensible