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Sporner Corner - who's in?

298 replies

MissBeaHaving · 30/03/2016 12:28

As the title says really,it has been mentioned a few times now that we filthy rotten Sporners should have our own corner for posting our pics & vids.

This would also mean that anyone with delicate constitution wouldn't have to witness the thigh rubbing & drooling that goes on when we are whipped up in a frenzy of puss as they would know they can steer clear if by any chance the KLAXON hasn't been sounded.

MNHQ are considering it but no promises so I just wondered how many would likely be included in "Sporner corner" & who would like it so they can avoid us lovely lot?

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SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 31/03/2016 00:25

I am trying to wean myself off MN ffs. This will not help😭

MartinRohdesBellybuttonFluff · 31/03/2016 00:26

MNHQ! Sporner Corner, it even rhymes, how could you refuse?!

+1 thigh rubbing (à la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars), mouthwatering lost soul in the gigantic carbuncle that is life Smile

MissBeaHaving · 31/03/2016 01:11

See MNHQ.....how can you refuse?

PresidentOlivia,no peeking from behind your hands .....you KNOW you like it! Wink

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Ohfourfoxache · 31/03/2016 01:14

Oh pretty pretty pretty please MNHQ? This is such a good idea

Kitsandkids · 31/03/2016 02:29

I'm in. I love a bit of spot squeezing! My husband often lets me squeeze his back spots, including a very satisfying (what I think is a) sebaceous cyst.

MrsHathaway · 31/03/2016 08:49

📣 is in my phone emoji list.

I hereby solemnly swear to use it in thread titles if I ever get something klaxon-worthy.

HawkEyeTheNoo · 31/03/2016 09:17

Sweetkitty I knew someone would like the mango worm extraction!!! It lasts soooo much longer than spots and cysts and he has his own channel!!! GrinGrin

Deucebumps · 31/03/2016 09:33

Count me in! Come on MNHQ... Give the people what we want!

sweetkitty · 31/03/2016 09:38

Hawkeyethenoo - I couldn't stop watching it, it's like spots but they are alive!!

bumbleymummy · 31/03/2016 09:39

Count me in too! Grin

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 31/03/2016 09:55

I'm in. Frots vigorously

hairymuffet · 31/03/2016 10:34

Me too Grin

CaptainWarbeck · 31/03/2016 10:46

Yes yes yes. I always miss the klaxons. Give us a corner!!

doctorboo · 31/03/2016 11:45

I was born to a sporner! Spots I since was barely out of infant school, three courses of roaccutane and I still get them. DH is also a sporty bugger so I get to do me and him lucky girl

MissBeaHaving · 31/03/2016 13:10

MNHQ,can this thread be moved over to site stuff?

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ChameleonCircuit · 31/03/2016 13:14

I would spend all my time in Sporners Corner! Grin

LadySybilPussPolham · 31/03/2016 13:16

I'm IN!

Dowser · 31/03/2016 13:43

Yak triangle....kids are such annoying little bastards aren't they?

My mother was a ( closet) sporner. If I laid on the sofa shed start on my spots.

Sadly I didnt have acne!

Dowser · 31/03/2016 13:44

I think my favourites are tonsil stones.

Dafspunk · 31/03/2016 13:47

Yes please! I always lurk on the spornies but felt compelled to peep out from under my pus ball to cast my vote.

SecondMrsAshwell · 31/03/2016 13:49

Plonks down a deckchair with a little side table and flask.

Yup, count me in on this.

FedUpWithBriiiiiick · 31/03/2016 14:01

Count me in!

WhoisLucasHood · 31/03/2016 14:07

Hell's yeh. I'm riddled with all sorts of cysts. Unfortunately they've been too big to self mutlilate or in an awkward position. My current bruiser is mid spine, it's been a painless butter bean sized lump so I've left it. Now I'm on holiday it's got angry and grown to egg sized and is hot and red. I cannot reach the bastard so I'll have to get to the docs when I get back. Sod antibiotics, I want the fecker out, preferably with a mirror so I can see.

MyFavouriteClintonisGeorge · 31/03/2016 14:07

Finally! But no worms please.

Ruhrpott · 31/03/2016 14:20

I'm in

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