MUMSTOCK 2016 - I can tell them ALL about how to market to mums...

[BrendaandEddie]

Right here like rolls up sleeves

1. do not treat us as mums
2. do not make us lambrini girl types ( yes YOU Ryvita)
3. Do not call us girls, mums, or busy mums
4. Do not depict us in t shirts with an open shirt on top ( WTAF is that about)
5. DO not make our husbands into imbeciles

and thats just me getting started

Do not have promotional events in London during the day when most of us are either working ( YES! WE DO!) or wrangling toddlers

gambling companies.. YOU. CAN. JUST. STOP IT NOW

WTAF is this shite about?

this is another personal TOP HATED

Also don't picture us laughing eating salad. I know it's a Thing but no, just no. Feck Orf.

Yogurt is NOT orgasmic thankyouverymuch.

Don't picture us looking like we have had a bloody big climax when really we just got the limescale off the tap....

in an open shirt

try and diversify from the Brady Bunch family, disabled kids, single parents, MORE THAN TWO KIDS ( this probably the most shocking of all)

realises the brady bunch was in fact a blended family and so the post makes NO SENSE at all

ooh i see the ASDA guy is a guest speaker. Maybe he can explain that awful xmas advert with the Martyr Mum a few years ago,,,

ooh look the Dad seems to be Dave Gorman