Am I the only person back in? Have I found MN Narnia?

[MrsBertMacklin]

Hello?

hold on shelagh what?!

When did DH go grey?

Yay life is worth living again lol

Only just got back on!

Ooh, are we all back now? Marvellous. I'll get the gin.

Why do Gransnet have a chicken emoj and we don't?

Don't ever leave me again! I promise to behave and won't do it again.

You know you're home when you read about a Twitter relationship with a nun and don't bat an eyelid

I keep writing posts and they keep disappearing.

They have quite a few emoj that we don't. I'm quite upset about it all.

The level of my addiction has only become apparent since the mumsnet detox.

Life is really bad without it. I'd rather give up

So it's one-liners from me for now

deactivates netmums account

I started a thread about the chicken. Think of the fun we could have on a magic chicken thread.

Why do we get a builders and GN get nice China?

Netmums. Too many rules and v hard to navigate. I did manage to turn off the tickers and sparkly shit though.

I think we need a goat one. It'd be brilliant for those benefits threads that invariably pop up.

Yippee! Happy dance DS has just looked at me disapprovingly and said "It's only a website".

Only a website?!! AIBU to chuck him out right now?

Finally.....!!

At last......I was getting withdrawal symptoms!

How's a chronic lurker meant to lurk if there's nothing to lurk at? So glad to be back
My ndn now think I'm insane after trying to lurk in rl
retreats into the gloom to lurk

Don't ever leave me again mumsnet.
It was terrible . . . I kept checking the home page and refreshing it every few minutes seconds

A magic chicken thread? Sounds good. We had a Shakespeare chicken thread once.

Does anyone else think that we need a safe haven to run to for when this happens again?

We could call it FuckOffJefferyWorld, or FOJWorld for short.

We could call it Mumsnet Oldies...