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I'm not actually Jeffrey because

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HoneyDragon · 19/08/2015 23:23

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

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MadGrumblyGnome · 20/08/2015 02:05

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm fanatical about LRP and EL Doublewear

AlpacaKitchenSink · 20/08/2015 02:13

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YUDOTHIS · 20/08/2015 02:24

I'm not jeffrey because my (female) genitals are average size yet bigger than his.

YUDOTHIS · 20/08/2015 02:25

I'm not jeffrey because I have qualifications in ICT and can actually hack lolz

SummoningDark · 20/08/2015 02:33

I'm not Jeffrey because I get annoyed when strangers park near my home on a public road. I don't have a car but I like to keep the space free. Entitled bastards.

ChaircatMiaow · 20/08/2015 02:50

I'm not Jeffrey because I enjoy the odd sinister bonnet from time to time

PolpoPolpo · 20/08/2015 02:56

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm actually a lazy researcher that's here to get stories for the Wright Stuff.

spamm · 20/08/2015 03:50

I'm not Jefferey, because I have successfully retrieved my hair elastic plate from behind my toilet without breaking it.

CockwombleJeff · 20/08/2015 04:57

I'm not Jeffrey because I don't like workmen pooing or weeing in my toilet.

NoArmaniNoPunani · 20/08/2015 05:08

I'm not Jeffrey because I only do bumsex at centerparcs

MotherOfDragon · 20/08/2015 05:11

I'm not because I poo in cubes

toastyarmadillo · 20/08/2015 05:28

I Am not Jeffrey because when I am not excitedly running for the KLAXON of sporn, I am cleaning my lovely penguin bollards with good old fashioned vinegar of course

PegsPigs · 20/08/2015 05:46

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm about to try the banana skin and tape trick on my verruca after not quite enough success with the white vinegar.

DoctorTwo · 20/08/2015 05:49

I'm not Jeffrey bacause I took an ex up the Oxo Tower and it wasn't all it's cracked up to be.

MythicalKings · 20/08/2015 05:54

I'm not Jeffrey because I googled penguin bollards

Plomino · 20/08/2015 05:57

I'm not Jeffrey , because I am in fact a sender of random Christmas cards called Janet . And Roy is my husband .

BumWad · 20/08/2015 06:04

Great thread Grin

I'm not Jeffrey because instead of bleach I use bicarbonate of soda to clean my loo.

Every1KnowsJeffHesUsuallyACunt · 20/08/2015 06:19

I'm not Jeffrey because unlike some (yes I'm looking at you MARTIN) I know how long to wait between the first date and playing nug a nug for trout up a peculiar river

rollercoasterchicken · 20/08/2015 06:29

IANJ because I like to make love to kitchen utensils.

neuroticattimes · 20/08/2015 06:39

I am not Jefffrey because DS is called Balonz.

00100001 · 20/08/2015 06:52

I'm not Jefffrey because of beaker related reasons.

VoyageOfDad · 20/08/2015 06:52

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00100001 · 20/08/2015 06:55

I'm also not Jeffrye, because I haven;t actually asked randomers if they like the name.

Also, I'm thinking of spelling it J'heffrie.

MardyBra · 20/08/2015 06:56

I'm not Jeffrey.

And neither is my wife.

FlatcapnWhippet · 20/08/2015 06:57

I'm not Jeffrey.

We wouldn't even be friendly to him in Yorkshire.

He wasn't there on That NYE, I was though Grin