I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

Hamwidge:

bread

ham

bread

kk

(proof positive that I am not Jeffrey)

I am definitely not jeffery because I have a blue bumhole and i'm the yoni one for all your beaker needs

giddy yes. I have your back.

I am not Jeffrey because Jeffrey, for example, is a twat.

haha, hamwidge was funny

Oh god, is hamwidge in classics? I must go look.
kk

I am not Jeffrey but the large green bird trapped in my kitchen might be.

I am not Jeffrey because I hate the poo particles a Mnetters OH left on the sofa as he only wore a T shirt after showering.
Jeffrey does not shower he does use the T shirt though

I am not Jeffrey because I rinse my mince.

I'm not Jeffrey because I store my bedding in a pillowcase

If I was called Jeffrey, no doubt I'd be having my mum chisel the sheets and wanksocks off the bed, on a bi-annual basis, having discovered my vair erotic crusty Facebook picture of Simon, wedged lovingly between the pages of HackingTwat magazine.

I'm not Jeffrey because I think it makes total sense to clean skid marks off with my hands rather than risk keeping an implement for the task in my lovely germ free home.

-conveniently forgets my hands stay in said home-

I'm not Jeffrey because he wouldn't hand bicycles out to his builders when they were weeping in the bushes.

I'm not Jeffrey because I know the difference between vulva and vagina, but still call my privates fanjo.

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm wondering if I should change the sheets every day till my fake footner has finished flaking my feet.

AIBU to tell you that I'm not Jeffrey?

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm far too busy having all of my dreams come true at LIDL.

I am not Jeffrey because I leave used wine glasses on my neighbours draining board when they are out.

I'm not Jeffrey cos I buy naice ham and I double-cleanse!

I'm not Jeffrey. I'm also not Katie Hopkins in the Big Brother House.

Great thread HoneyDragon!

Because I quite like the idea of punching cakes :-)

AIBU to think we really need to get our shit together and figure out the truly important stuff like whether it's

Jeffery?

Jeffrey?

Jefferey?

Or

Jfree?

I'm not Jeffrey coz I'm writing a dissertation about MN that covers entitled, EA, controlling, minimising, freedom programme, toxic, NC, ignore ignore ignore, YYY and KOKO.

It's working title is LTB.

I'm not Jeffrey but I won't judge him. I blame that Bastard Ghandi instead.

I'm not Jeffrey because I absolutely do not make people take their shoes off on entering my house or maybe I do

I'm not Jeffrey because I walk my dogs off lead near small children and my cats shit in the neighbours garden.

Agh! Its working title. Darn autocorrect!