I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I'm not jeffrey because i have made dp learn really good sexual tecnics

I'm not Jeffrey because I love to debate the intricacies of parent and child parking spaces for hours

Maybe the tiny Korean lady is Jeffrey!

I was so disappointed that Brian's password wasn't listed.

Brians password must be hey yoni yoni?

Aw, clam, I was about to do that!

Hahaha I looked for Brian from hulls name too!

Or maybe Jeffrey was the sexed up teenager living in the car outside the MNer's house?

Maybe every thread, somehow, links back to Jeffrey?

Is it all a giant conspiracy?

at Brag's reference

I'm not Jeffrey because I preferred bungle (populist)'

I'm not Jeffrey but I am sheila Jeffries (higher brow)

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm Angela Hernandez (although not the real one)

Brian's password is YoniHull. There is no question in my mind.

Je ne suis pas Jeffery

I am not Jeffrey because I possess neither twigs nor pebbly shit nor big sparkly words on my walls
(I do have a brown sofa though...the shame)

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm Gideon
I'm not Jeffrey because I believe in nice.

I'm not Jeffrey because I know what was LostInWales.

I'm not Jeffrey because I was born female. Besides, my mum preferred Geoffrey.

Square ham with an upsetting sheen aka David Cam ham.

Oh Zebda we need a meme

Je ne suis pas Jeffers either parce que je parle le franglais formidable.

I don't have a useless mate called Simon

I'm not Jeffrey because I know why cutted up pear is unreasonable.

I have just started again with a new email, so I'm feeling a bit newbie despite having been here far too long!

I'm not Jeffrey because I know never to start a parent and child parking thread

msgrinch I have a useless ex called Simon if you want him :)

I'm not Jeffrey because I know Honey's dog is named after a MNer and I hope I never sadly do a penguin thread. Or a penguin bollard thread.

On a plus note - this is like a MN disaster movie - I think we'll all come through this better people