I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I am not Jeffrey because I need to go shopping for a red rug.

I'm not Jeffrey because I play the supermarket checkout divider game

I have now re-regged though so I look suspicious like a newbie! Shall I now list loads of crap like people usually do when they NC? Penis beaker, centre parcs anal sex, DH took me up the shard, Pom bears, naive ham etc etc

He probably eats square ham. Poor bastard.

Aw sugar, messed up on my last post, meant to put

I'm not Jeffrey because I won't be wearing Mum boots this AW15

Bloody hell I cocked up there a bit

(HoneyDragon with stirrups and a camel toe?)

Bertie, that was about 6 years ago. Are you suggesting he's spent all that time locked away with Hacking for Dummies and a burning thirst for revenge?

I'm not Jeffrey because WellWhoKnew and I took a pineapple into court and took a picture of it and posted it on Mumsnet

I'm not Jeffrey because I love nutella and don't believe dinosaurs existed (does that make me the crazy Dino lady?)

I am not Jeffrey because I know where to find penguin in the Isle of White.

I'm not Jeffrey because I believe pictures speak a thousand words..

This thread has made me chuckle quietly to myself (not lol because I don't lol).

I'm not Jeffrey because people say nicer things about Jeffrey on here than me.

Of course!

As an aside. Penguins is GONE. I don't know when it was swiss-cheesed but I am narrowing eyes at Jeffrey.

maybe this is Jeffrey, getting his revenge for years of crotch mockery?

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm haunted by Terry Wogan's trousers Although maybe I am because I'm not posting a link.

Arse, beaten again!!

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Square ham

Square ham with an upsetting sheen

Bertie NOOOOOOOO

I'm not Jeffrey because I know the little Korean lady in the garden - Aaaahahah! I'd forgotten about her! (She must have been in the garden all this time.) Brilliant thread.

I'm Jeffrey, and I live in MrsDV's next-door-neighbour's shed.

In not Jeffrey because I've never t-rexxed around a supermarket

Penguins have gone? How!!! I'm beginning to warm to the theory Jeffrey really is poor penguin man, trying to seek his revenge and cover up his past dating horrors.

I'm not Jeffrey because my actual name is Brian and I'm from Hull.

Jeffrey, is that you?

I'm certainly not anyone other than I seem to be and definitely not him because I'd never accepted an invitation for one of those massages especially if I was in Hull AND I know why and when Sole became the bizz

I'm not Jeffrey because I still shudder at poo crumbs and I darednt start a towel washing thread....