Can we have a young whippersnapper thread?

[northerner]

You must have pert breasts, look hot in footless tights and would not be seen dead in a f**kin snood.

I'm in.

c u all l8r innit.

hmmm, okay no then...

But I do.... knit.

i'm 22, have pert boobs if i stretch my arms over my head, would look fab in footless tight if i didn't think they were the most hideous creation imaginable and have no idea what a snood is.

am i in?!

I definitely belong in the other thread as I have no idea if this..."and I suspect I would look chilling in footless tights." is a good or bad thing.