can we agree - we dont do Shitty facebook style kisses

[KarlWrenbury]

at the end of posts

If we do we might as well just welcome the Huns in

[KarlWrenbury]

oh sorry Koala

strokes bowl

it just looked slightly inflatable

[DeepThought]

A flexi bowl, v nice.

[snice]

who was the person who bought the fantastically expensive washing up bowl from a poncy kitchen shop?-it was def. three figures

[TheReluctantCountess]

I saw the kisses aimed at you. Very annoying. Should be banned.

[WildThong]

Is a continental 'mwah mwah' ok?

x

[DeepThought]

Gah cannot remember snice.

[KarlWrenbury]

mwah is VG particularly in the same vein as HTH

( kind a bit bitchy but funny)

[KarlWrenbury]

HOLD MY LEGS

i am heading into PEDLARS

[hiimangelafernandez]

Ah hunni, what's your prob? Manshape, hubby, himself is dragging me dwn xxx
Skids were getting petrol fr BBQ but he sed no, got sum in bike.
Skremin an shutin yno stupid xx

Dickulus babe xxx

Where's me ticker cos ive got the 6 then the one not cooked yet y'know, cant kep up wiv them wivout A tiker Hun xxx

[KarlWrenbury]

...walks back meekly....

they have none

[TheReluctantCountess]

I can't stand 'TIA' at the end of posts either.

[KarlWrenbury]

dcs - ONE letter less than kids. ONE

[DeepThought]

Wasn't Pedlars, was a shoppe in somewhere Posh like Bourton on The Water or that ilk

[KarlWrenbury]

countess bows
dont get me started on fucking lighthearted


makes up a rap

[ExitPursuedByAKoalaBear]

Nah. It was that bowl. About £45 I think. But yes. She was tipsy and bought that bowl.

I don't have it. I want it. But would melt the corner with a hot frying pan.

[KarlWrenbury]

You wouldnt know Deepthought.

Get back to Asda

[STOPwiththehahaheheloling]

Wasnt that the bowl someone bought and then stained with bolognaise sauce or something? Cost a bomb AFAIK

[DeepThought]

[KarlWrenbury]

i missed this.

If anything is more adhesive than Special K I will mangez on chapeau

[HoneyDragon]

Thanks for the wee reminder to bump my thread Hun xxxxxxx

[KarlWrenbury]

DRAGON

[BIWI]

I shall defiantly LOL and xxx you Karl

[Pagwatch]

Don't be a twat lol !!!!!!

[DeepThought]

hah

[Pagwatch]

Can't believe I forgot the xxxx lol.

I'm shite at this xx