Hellooooo MNHQ some spammy bastard called Beautylife is spamming on the boards and has spammed my inbox

[HoneyDragon]

No idea why, have never posted anything to make them want to spam me.

Can you ask them to fuck off, then fuck off a bit more? Or charge them money for violating my message box?

Also....it implies I am fat and saggy, somewhat rude I feel.

I haven't been spammed. But I clearly I am boring gorjus and don't need anti-saggy fat device.

Don't worry, HD, I've reported them

But but but they called me fat, some one called Chelayne called me fat I might chuck her in Baby Names, they'll rip her to shreds.

HoneyDragon, I've been violated too

Although, I wasn't called fat and saggy

She seems to think I need 4.

I'm exaggerating McPhee.... I feel girth is strongly implied though in trying to sell me tightening and toning products.

Hmm, so have we been copied and pasted I wonder. I'll post mine if you post yours

Even ruder, we've not even had the honour of personalised messages

I know my inbox is for strangers to message me.... But not PROPER strangers, it's for you lot.

I shall show mine

Have you tried that CRAZY wrap thing? Use our body wraps to Tighten, tone, and firm in as little as 45 minutes per wrap. Not water loss!!! Easy to apply yourself-- Get 4 body wraps (1 full treatment) for only $59 USD loyal customer price. That's only $14.75 USD each!!!! We also sell a lot of all natural products to help your body feel great from the inside out. Visit my website www.beautylifewraps.com to order. Or contact me at [email protected] for any questions you may have.
Thank you,
Chelayne Moy

Haha fucker. Mine's more personal

I read in a post you made a few months back that use to sell Avon. It's unfortunate that you were not able to make a much of a profit. I was wondering if you have ever heard of those “Crazy Wrap Things” by It Works Global. We sell body wraps that will tighten, tone, and firm in as little as 45 minutes and they continue to work for 72 hours. We also sell a lot of other all natural products. You never have to worry about them sending you anything in order to keep you account active. We are in no way pushy. It is your business and you can grow it as much as you would like. We have a little over 75,000 distributors. Avon has over 5.8 million distributors. Mary Kay has over 3 million. I am so happy that I joined before we reached 100,000. I feel like you would be a perfect fit for It Works. I would love to have you on my team before we reach the 100,000 mark. The earlier you join the more income you will make as we continue to grow. If you would like to know a lot more about the company please email me at [email protected]. If you want to see the products we sell you can visit my website at www.beautylifewraps.com.
Thank you,
Chelayne Moy
*If you are not interested but know someone who might be, please pass this information along.

And actually a bit creepy and stalkerish

.....Chelayne will be ripped to shreds on the baby names

Chelae obviously has a lot of time on her hands McPhee!!!!

Chelayne - what sort of name is that!!!

I think Chelayne has identified Honeydragon as a prospective client and McPhee as her pusher.

Grubby.

Have you reported to the night watch people?

Where's the fun in that Usual? The only thread they can lock is this one

She's a stealth stalky spammer is our Cheylayne. Offering cask bribes to cause accusations of sagginess and dissent among us.

Who be these people of whom you speak?

*cash

HoneyDragon, we are to be sent forth to cleanse the nation

I also had a PM from Chelayne - the same one as McPhee.

I'm still confused. I have never ever asked for slimming advice on here. Ever.

If she was suggesting her wraps prevented spiders up your foof or were good for combatting discolouration in babies I'd get it. I don't like Chelayne.

I had one too- but to a username I haven't used in 4 or 5 years
So I suppose they're reading v old threads?

Holy smoke, this person sent a LOT of PMs. Thanks for flagging - we've banned her now and will delete the ones she's sent.