Chocolate and puns - IT'S THE EASTER NAME CHANGE COMP - voting open!

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Dust off your old Easter nick name or think of a shiny new one and get into the Easter spirit!

We egg-spect a clutch of terrible puns, so please don't disappoint us.

Post on this thread under your Easter nick name saying what your old nickname was (so we can see how clever you've been ).

Tomorrow we'll create a poll of some of the best names, and you can vote for you favourite. The three most popular names will be announced on Thursday, and will win a chocolate egg making kit, from stayindevon.co.uk.

So hop to it!

Minimum effort, maximum refreshment.

I was, CuntyBunty.

How do we vote, please Zing?

Is anyone else reading MaRezerection - MaryZ as...

Mary's erection?

Maryz

Have to say Maryz, I nearly did the same! Still my favourite.

Apart from mine of course, that's why I voted for mine

Formerly just plain Terrortree.

I am sulking cos I missed this by being utterly pants at password changes.
Bloody viruses. I was These are the jokes folks but I am now oeuf to vote
for Mary's cos I smirked seeing erection rather than resurrection.
I better get cracking as my brain is scrambled and I spent ages finding a password no-one else had poached.

Bit that I didn't get Maryz nc till just now. I thought it was Mary's erection too.

Wahey, I made the shortlist! Even got a couple of votes. (I voted for Fucker, though. )

Missed it! but voted...

Have to say though; I'm quite pleased with my Easter nc.

Oh I like that coconutty..:)

I'm now one vote behind Fucker, coming fourth in a Top-Three-Get-Prizes comp, and it's MY vote that's keeping her ahead. Gaah! Next time, I will be cynical and twisted and vote for meself

How does one vote, and where is the short list please?

Link here, Cunty www.mumsnet.com/Polls/easter-namechange-2014?res=1

Just been to look, and it's neck and neck. Hooray! Vote for me! Or Fucker! (I don't even care, as long as there's more than just my vote between us...)

I may be bouncing on caffeine rather than chocolate this morning, but you can't fault me on not living up to my name

Thanks, Purple; you're well in with me now.

It's a lot more wholesome than my alter ego SauvignonBlanche

I love MaryZ's, it's as wholesome as mines so she got my vote.

Yeah! I made the shortlist!
but why does it say my usual name is the same as my easter name, and not hecate?

You miss the beauty of the ryhme!

Aaaaaaaaand stop voting.

Thank you all for taking part and for your wonderful nicknames. I always say, it's not the winning that matters, it's how much chocolate you eat.

The top three names are, PurpleBouncingHoppily, MaRezerection, and MardyBaaLamb . Congratulations folks - we'll be getting in touch in a mo.

We leave you with this very profound Easter video: