Why can't we have a kitten emoticon?

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The Tardis is back I see

Considering that cats play such an important part in all our lives, I can't understand why we haven't got a cat/kitten emoticon.

Kitties aren't real? [bewildered emoticon]

What's that furry thing that sinks it's teeth into my hand when I ruffle its head then?

That'll be a dragon in its winter fur coat.

Why can't we have both? Or some bizarre kitten-dragon hybrid?

Def a dragon

A nice Anne McCaffery Dragon, not a welsh one

Dragons are a fire risk.

Kitties save lives

Kittens are flammable. Dragons aren't.

Kittens are so not flammable. My kitties sit in front of the fire all day and never catch fire.

They are cool cats

Dragons come in prettier colours

Im a dragon. I know what's flammable.

mmmm... Toasted kittens

Mind you, wouldn't a Turkeysoup coloured dragon be sort of 'Beige' - I'd rather not have a beige dragon please

It was a bronze turkey.

Bronze is good, I can go with bronze

Did the sprouts make the colour murky?

The only part a cat plays in my life is continually shitting on my plants & aggravating my dog & chickens.

Actually, we should have a chicken emot. They are much more important. And cuter. And they earn their keep (110 eggs this month from 4 chooks)

I want animal emoticons. Please MNHQ I have mum-flu (for those who don't know, it's like regular flu but where you still have to get up for the poorly DC in the middle of the night) pretty new emoticons would make me feel better.

because we are not netmums.

Stupid fucking tardis!

The sprouts made emerald green studs in the bronze :)

What do we want? KITTEN
When do we want it? Tumbleweed.
Ooh ohh What do we want? TUMBLEWEED
When do we want it? :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
[shhhhwwwwww tumbleweed sound as laugh at it getting uppity]
A tumbleweed icon could double up as a pebbledashing poo or a spiky troll depending on its shape. SNAKE

Why can't we have both? Or some bizarre kitten-dragon hybrid?

Because we're not in Shrek

And because, to a dragon, a kitten is a snack, not a life partner.

If you give us a cat emoticon I will campain for it to get used as a new sign for fanjo - pussy!

So it will be like I have a boil on my

And that will ruin the cuteness of it for you.

NO NO NO more stupid wee fucking pictures! It is already bad that we have flowers! and tea!

OMG hun that is awful! :( sooooo sorry to hear that hunny. Have a nice and or maybe xxxxxx loads luff hunny

BLUUUGH.

Next we will have hearts that throb and wee people that run across the screen and hug each other. We are adults - use WORDS to express feelings.

Which is why a dragon would be better

'Dragons are a fire risk
Kitties save lives'

One of my favourite posts this eve! Thanks OP