Olivia...

[ZombiesAteMyCunnyFunt]

When you go on maternity leave, will you still come on and post like one of us regular folk?

I would bet she and all the rest already do, but under very secret screen names!

TSSDNCOP

I'm sure she will be around

Back in the day nearly all of the posts on the site were Justine under different names.

@WereBeccaMumsnet

TSSDNCOP

I'm sure she will be around

Oh yes

Marslady would never forgive me if I didn't post my birth story anyway.

Aren't they still, Trills?

Ooh yes! You know how much we all love a good birth story good to know you'll still be hanging around!

Olivia oh livia you encyclopidia....

Much love to you and the family, especially the newest arrivals. It will all be fantastic

AHEM*

It's OliviaMumsnet's last evening in charge of the Big Red Button before she abandons us to have her babies

None of us at MNHQ are quite sure how we're going to cope without her GIFs of Robert de Niro and her obscene screengrabs. (Or her encyclopaedic knowledge of MN - she's been here for about eight years or summat.)

We're all feeling a bit weepy about it tbh

*Copyright OliviaMumsnet

Ack
What are you lot like?
I'll be around for a bit
Got a bit more cooking to do yet...

Rowan, you can't AHEM.

Your intonation was all over the place.

we luff you

@DreaduCated

Rowan, you can't AHEM.

Your intonation was all over the place.

'Ahem'

'AH-hem'

'a-HEM'

Best of luck Olivia!

Hope you manage to pick a good name change. Or there are other forums out there apparently. So I have heard.

Best wishes Olivia

Just remember, babies come with hats

Oh no.

It's mat leave time already?!?

Never mind a post birth story, can't we have a live birth thread?

please Olivia this is actually a joke don't rip my head off

When are you coming back?

Have you settled on names yet?

@ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee

When are you coming back?

Justine, is that you?!

And no. No names yet.

FUCK - how did you work it out???

Jings.
Are these babies almost due??
Where does time go!

Best of luck, Olivia.
You are going to have a Live Labour Thread, natch!?

Aww, already? I can't believe it's so soon! Although I imagine it must be exhausting being pregnant with twins. Go home, put yer feet up and spend all your time MNing rest.

Best wishes Olivia, I hope everything goes wonderfully for you and enjoy your time off xx

(Was that too mushy?)

@PacificDogwood

Jings. Are these babies almost due?? Where does time go! >

NO NO NO
I have AGES yet
Am only 30 weeks but taking it easy as get too cream crackered to deal with you lot this late at night.

@ 'not as expectant as Olivia'.

Am quite bereft natch. Seem to remember working right up to the day I gave birth and being back at my desk Mumsnetting within weeks of having twins.
[hopes no one does maths and realises said twins older than Mumsnet]

Bon chance, fair Olive. We know you'll be lurking .

Here's your maternity leave sorted, Olivia.

All the best with Huck & Molly.

We're gonna miss you Olivia! You are Wonderwoman! But we can't wait for photo updates along with your funny take on life. But come back quick eh?