Is this site really slow just now?

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It's that thread I reckon.

I think its really busy due due to penis dunking post lol. I pmsl at that yesterday. Almost spat coffee out lol

YAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN

Come on tech, get a shufftie on.

penis dunking - where? linky please

Penis dunking? Link please

It's in Classics.

Tech please fix mn :)

Oh FGS - it's not Tech's fault, poor love

Still so slow. C'mon, get it sorted. Please x

Huge apologies for the slowness tonight/this pm. It is down to huge influx of traffic to this thread which appears to have "gone viral" and consequently our servers are struggling. We do have a plan in place, to increase capacity and in the very short term we are doing everything we can to help boost capacity but it is a pain I know, and we're really sorry for that. Please bear with us as the current excitement, no doubt, won't last too long.

Please bear with us as the current excitement, no doubt, won't last too long.

I suspect that's what the OP's DH said just before he dunked his penis

Worra

@WorraLiberty

Please bear with us as the current excitement, no doubt, won't last too long.

I suspect that's what the OP's DH said just before he dunked his penis

Well quite .

Get the flinking penis paddler out of Classics and in the sodding bin, it wasn't that great in the first inst!

Oh fab, here I can post.

Where it matters, fucking treacle!

The whole unfunny thread is making me cringe.

Yes delete it, have you read the last few god awful posts on it?

An idiot magnet right there

It was quite low key really usual and should have just sunk quietly.

I think the OP is cringing too. And probably applying to NASA for Martian citizenship.

No, I refuse to re-visit.

Can't believe it's all because of one totally unfunny thread.

On the plus side I caught up on 6 episodes of Emmerdale and 3 of Criminal Minds.

Can you imagine if the same thing happened with any of the truly clever, witty, imaginative threads?

The whole planet would grind to a halt.

I loved the Telegraph's title, though

If they deleted it, the internet might explode.

Seriously though, it's nothing HQ did. One bored journo stumbled upon it and bang it went viral.

It was mesmerizing to watch, really.

Yay! Glad it's all back to normal.

Site should be smoother this morning. Soon penis beaker will seem like bizarre dream and something interesting for MNHQ CVs