Mumsnet. Get your fecking arse in here RIGHT this minute. Right Now. Because I have something to say and you won't like it.

[HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet]

Mumsnet. You Rock. And I love you

As you were

Balls.

Shall I start another thread about snot? I have an awful lot to say on the matter.

I agree with WeaselDragoninLederBonnet.

And not just so I can get a last post in my Easter name.

Gosh. This is all rather unseemly, is it not.

Really. Such a show of affection, it is rather vulgar and unbecoming.

Mme

Do you want to be anointed in Gin or not?

Randall. I think mucus will only get you sympathy, not a ruck my darling. Has your ds still got menthol feet and pickled onions up his nose?

He does indeed have menthol feet and the amount of Vicks melting away in bowls of hot water would make your teeth melt but he's still snorting away like a warthog.

I chickened out on the onions but I'm seriously considering them!

How can one tiny head produce so much green? I mean where does it all come from?

Hmm, if there is gin on the go, then I will have to join in.

Does the Vick on the feet thing work? Someone suggested it this week on Twitter.

No it does not

(Well it may do for coughs, which I think is the idea tbh, but it does nothing for snot)

Maryz

Yeah you are you hold a multitude of socks and are a big eggy quiche lover.

Agreed. If I do get arsy with you like when you won't believe that there's something right odd going in with any Movie Star Planet threads it's only cos I love you. Like my Mum, or summat.

Also, whenever I see quiches mentioned, I get a craving for them. Crap supermarket ones straight from the fridge. Food of the hangover gods.

Good evening to all. I am keen to bask in the warmth that is HoneyWeasel's love for the Mumsnet.

I am shagged out after almost single-handedly propping up an ailing thread all day. I have now left it to collapse into oblivion.

Who do you have to frotter to get a cup of tea around here?

[busmile]

Thanks awfully, Honey-poohs.

You might want to wipe your leg down there, post-frottage.

Aw it's nice you've put your Honeydragon outfit back on. I've often wondered if a Honeydragon is a thing but not quite enough to Google

I've just turned into a crazy hormonal cow lately. I blame the never-ending snow and all the sucky bugs. I do love MN really and also realise it must be a pain in the arse trying to keep the site under control sometimes. Btw, has anyone read the daily record? MN's vajazzle stunt is in their top 10 April fools wind ups!

WTF is a sucky bug? Stupid phone, it was meant to say sicky.

I adore MN. Couldnt have managed 2013 without the MN. MN does ROCK. Its just the goady fuckers who need to fuck off

MNHQ, I have been meaning to do this for a while but the opportunity has eluded me so far.

MN without a doubt has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. I love this site and have palpitations at the thought of not being able to have it constantly available sad sack me .

You fully rock!

that's more like it

you know someone is bound to take offence at all the love and report this thread, dont you?

Mumsnet, I love you too. and honey and all the other lovely people here

Tantrums

Hence the full and binding rule.

If you post on this thread it's cause you feel the love.

and I will shoot any gobby nasty twats