Oi, come and VOTE for your favourite Easter name change NOW!

[KateSMumsnet]

After a cup of tea and a biscuit intense debate and deliberation we've shortlisted the best Easter nick name changes, you can vote for you favourite here

The poll will close on Sunday at the stroke of midnight. Judges' decision is final

Damn it I just came on here to vote for Fenton, just saw it on a thread and did an actual snort.

I've only just got round to changing.

Some of my favourites not on the list either.

That's a bit of an uninspiring list to be honest - I am afraid I am going to have to spoil my ballot paper.

I agree Fell.

I like 'eggyfucker'.

As I was walking home from work I had sudden realisation that I'd done the apostrophe in judges' wrong. Oh the shame.

What, it's just you, KateS, autocratically judging on your own, irrespective of the poll results?

Also came looking for eggyfucker :)

Oh, man...I finally come up with my Easter name change and the competition's closed.

It's me ElphabaTheGreen in my cunning disguise.

I Am LineRunner

Eggyfucker!

Another vote for EggyFucker here!

I think EggyFucker would win every year - if only they'd short list her!!

Eggsit - brilliant, I love it, shame it wasn't short listed!

@Astelia

Another vote for EggyFucker here!

Ah, but, like Fenton, AnyF has won a namechange comp before. We do like to spread the huge prize largesse around...

Fair enough Helen!

Ooh I'm shortlisted :)

It's made my day.

Drumroll please.....

The winners are...

First place - EggsEggsSplat (Exexpat)

Second place - UnEggspectedItemInBonnetArea (UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea)

Third place - EggsPressYourself (PoppadomPreach)

Fourth place - HotCrossNaanAndResurectOn (KeemaNaanAndCurryOn)

Congratulations! We'll be getting in touch with you momentarily

Is there a prize for coming second to last?

Congratulations to all the winners and a manly pat on the back to all those on the short list.

Oh yes and congrats to the winners. To be fair, their names were all better than mine.

Even more exciting!

Do I have to give an acceptance speech Oscars-stylee?

An eggs-ceptance speech, shurely?

I am eggstremely honoured and want to thank everyone who voted for me, MNHQ, the sponsors, my primary school English teacher, my parents etc etc

So when do I get the chocolate?

This I. PureQuintessence/QuintessentialShadow

Oh POOO!