I hereby apply for the post of night time moderator

[JakeBullet]

...to tackle the trolls which appear once the gin bottle(s) is/are empty and MNHQ have staggered off to bed.

I warn you though...I am not cheap ..but may accept wine in lieu of payment...and promise not to engage with said trolls by trying to help them see the error of their ways....honest.

Aw, poor Pan... did they tell you to put a lid on it?

Just a lid would have been polite. There was no need for the 4 inch thick concrete sealant with armed guards. Seemed a bit excessive.

I haven't had an email.
I do have a new washing machine which is by the by. I am easily excited.

Ooh, I've got a new washing machine as well! I'm so relieved! I've worn my last pair of knickers inside out and back to front, and was going to have to go to work commando style tomorrow! That is NEVER good when you've got to stand on a market and there's snow forecast!
Frostbite of the flange is a terrible thing...

But is it better to have a sweaty fanny and rivulets of perspiration running down your legs and pooling in your sandals?