Yoo- hoo, Hello,

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Please get rid, does it really take this long?

I live near HQ, shall I mosey on down with some biscuits?

What kind of biscuits? I made some melting moments today, fucking gorgeous.

What the actual fuck is going on?

There are apparently only three 'real' threads in the entire of Active Convos. Not really sure what the point of it is.

I have 3 varieties of biscuits before me- yes, 3, plus muffins

Maybe HQ are too busy watching it live.....
my eyes hurt

Fucking Hell cafecito you are prepared! May I enquire as to the varieties before you?

Can I share some biscuits? Am stuck under sleeping 12 week old ds2 who is currently refusing the crib. And there's bugger all in active condos coz of these stupid spammers!!!

Condos? Maybe I should sleep more

Well I have some bisciuts I made, but I ate them, so I have rummaged and have 4 maltesers and some fudge....not that enticing, but free to a good home.

the biscuits are M&S extremely chocolatey ginger biscuits, dark choc, and some double choc cookies, and some florentines.. the muffins are quite wonderful, fresh fruit inside, yumminess. The 3 bars of chocolate were rather nice too [past tense]

Gis a muffin, have just started another thread and am now worried that I have to rob a load of gin for HQ.

I am starting my sugar detox today - having literally lived on biscuits for the past 2 weeks, it's necessary.

Maybe MNHQ would respond if I offer them the wine in my kitchen?

A thread with food?

my favourite muffin, is raspberry white chocolate - huge raspberries inside. the raspberry/blueberry are good too, as are the apple, cinnamon, ginger.. and the toffee banana...

see, sugar detox.. long overdue..

still no HQ?

I think MNHQ have been spoilt in wealthier times and are not adjusting well to having to be thrifty. The gin is this on the ground these days and it is now starting to affect their productiveness!

I want muffins and biscuits now!

There are millions of them! In every topic going. Why would we want to watch Portland play football?

I'm imagining the Saturday night shift HQ as not interested in gluten free fresh fruit muffins, or delectable dark chocolate florentines, but more so in wkd blue and staggering to a kebab shop on their way back to HQ...

kebab?

I have snaffled the maltesers, bit airy inside and not satisfactory, is there some sort of do going on that they are all at? Just acknowledgement of my reports would be nice.

Blimy, it's ridiculous. It's going to be like a movie - Techinator Rise against the Spambots.

maybe this is. the end.

The boy is in his crib but I cba to go downstairs for food!

maybe Tech has gone on strike over working conditions?

Who needs feeding, can I post chinese chicken noodle soup? Got loads left over,(not cause its shit, cause I made a humungus panfull) (I think)

Tech's gone on strike until they upgrade his shed.

This is all he has. :(

Am actually highly amused now that they haven't replied or even acknowledged any of the reports/threads here, they must be at IT.