I know a lot of them are already on the 'Can I just Congratulate you' thread, but I feel it's a shame for them to be missed and lost.
Here's my new favourite:-
11 Feb 2013
"Thread deleted
Message from MNHQ: What rhymes with troll? Khol...spag bol...narwhal...
We think this thread was not legit
So basically it's a pile of sh--"
Feel free, MNHQ, if you would like to put your name to the message.