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Be very careful what you divulge to cod.

143 replies

bubble99 · 22/04/2006 22:06

I've thought long and hard about posting this but I think it's fair that you all know.

'cod' is in fact a composite of many different people. As you are probably aware all internet sites are monitored by MI5 and The Special Branch. Mnet is no exception. When the site was created, and although it would appear to be of a 'fluffy' nature, MI5 were nevertheless interested. It would be too difficult and obvious to involve an undercover moderator in this kind of surveillance as the very nature of the work involves gaining the confidence of and personal information from posters. So, after several name changes, the character of 'cod' was established. 'cod' is in fact any given member of whichever team/shift is on duty in the MI5 buildings on the Southbank.

You will have noticed that 'she' has sons and is interested in fashion. This persona was chosen to enble 'her' to discuss what are considered to be feminine traits ie. fashion, and to discuss parenting boys only, as most of the MI5 operatives are male and could therefore identify. Her style of staccato and virtually unreadable posting ensures that the differences in expression/wording of any operative's posts will be unremarkable.

Although mnet members are usually a fairly benign bunch of people there have been issues which have made this level of surveillance worthwhile. Milupa brand and Tommee Tippee have been concerned at the increasing levels of hostility towards their products and are vigilant. Walls have ears.

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Whizzz · 22/04/2006 22:22

Maybe that explains also why 'her' typing is so 'russian'

bubble99 · 22/04/2006 22:25

I have no doubt that ther is a 'Comrade Codski' posting as we speak on 'Mnetski' somewhere over The Baltic.

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Whizzz · 22/04/2006 22:30

and those potty training threads were really just a plot to train new agents as soon as they can say "wee wee mummy"

zippitippitoes · 22/04/2006 22:32

and what was alkl that about finding worldwide equivalnets of mn?

bubble99 · 22/04/2006 22:34

Zippi. Really???? Shock

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Cam · 22/04/2006 22:40

It's a very fishy business

Socci · 22/04/2006 22:41

Seriously whose idea was it to post this? After JF's fabricated life anything's possible...
Think you should have chosen another prolific poster who hasn't already met everyone.

SomethingAboutMary · 22/04/2006 22:41

I am totally shocked! I always thought it was weird the way her spelling was always mixed up no one can do that by mistake, has nobody met Cod then? i thought some had? & how did you find this info out bubble?

fastasleep · 22/04/2006 22:41

Hahahahehehehehe...this is brilliant, Socci you're making this thread so funny!

Socci · 22/04/2006 22:43

why fastasleep? Glad you're having a good time taking the piss...

bubble99 · 22/04/2006 22:43
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SomethingAboutMary · 22/04/2006 22:44

Is this a joke?

bubble99 · 22/04/2006 22:45

But who has really met her Socci? They've met someone.......

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Socci · 22/04/2006 22:46

she's friends with pph

bubble99 · 22/04/2006 22:47

And that was to Something about Mary. All of this intruige is confusing me.

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fastasleep · 22/04/2006 22:47

I'm just... it's just.. I'm sorry this is just so obvious this is really silly

bubble99 · 22/04/2006 22:48

Who has met pph?

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zippitippitoes · 22/04/2006 22:48

was that conversation about a building..an old school..all about where to drop info or something?

bubble99 · 22/04/2006 22:48

Feel free to leave then, fastasleep.

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fastasleep · 22/04/2006 22:49

No bubble...argh... no your OP is hilarious!!

It's just the people who are believing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bubble99 · 22/04/2006 22:52

Zippi. The school gov cover is inspired!! 'She' has integrated perfectly.

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Passionflower · 22/04/2006 22:52

bubble is this something you know or is it something you think you've worked out?

Can't believe that MI5 haven't got better things to do than help people potty train and rave about vitalumier.

Cam · 22/04/2006 22:52

Wot fastasleep? Have you never heard of the Central Operations Department?

Passionflower · 22/04/2006 22:53

and no, fa I don't believe it, just posting so I don't lose the thead and any other gems Grin. always forget to check my watch list.

foundintranslation · 22/04/2006 22:56

psml bubble - partic at 'Comrade Codski' and 'Mnetski'

btw when I was at uni my parents told me to not go to any demos because MI5 were sure to have a file on me Grin. Unfortunately that's not the only example of their loopiness :(