Um what does this mean?

[JazzAnnNonMouse]

On the app it looks like someone just shat themselves.

What emotion is it supposed to portray?

Pissed off

Glad I'm not the on,y one who's just done that DeadlyDonkey!

Stingy bastard only brought four blooms aibu?

God yes, they're terrible!
I'm a complete saddo, cos I'm going to try all the smilies and see what they look like on normal MN.

Can't remember there being a heart?

Yeah, the biscuit's shit on the app.

I have reported the thread with the message:

Can this be moved to site stuff once we've taken the pee out of every new face?
On a slightly more serious note, the new faces are pretty shite.
We miss the old faces, IMO, the confused face, biscuit and hmm face are the worst.

So the heart is envy? Weird.

I just had a peep at site stuff and its on the list!

Thank god.

plus when did fancy cocktails replace a decent glass of wine!!

Why is green?
Are we mumsnetters only allowed to love with jealous envious hearts?

There's already a thread about this in Site Stuff - but one more can't hurt!

I still have the old app so it is pretty funny looking at these posts and imagining what the new emoticons must look like.

"Why is green?"

Dunno but it could be sponsored by LV!

And I think this is coffee!

This thread is making me laugh. I'm not sure ds appreciates my wobbling boob as he's trying to feed!

I said on another thread I've been using for congratulating people on my antenatal thread without realising its the envy one on the desktop site

For me that last post reads as:

Picture of steaming cup of shit

Subliminal advertising! Now there's a whole scope of conspiracy to be made from this!!!
Does mumsnet invest in tulips?
Are they opposed to milk sales?
Shares in spirits
No comment on the possible subliminal message here.

Not your one Spotty. Pickled's last one. Oh god I'm fucking this up again.

Or or or

I'm sure one of those must convey something relevant.

Is green because its supposed to be jealous/envy, fuck knows why it's a heart then

Scouse brow gone wrong

I'm on android, they look ok to me? I downloaded the app just to see what all the fuss is about...

though I've always thought the mumsnet mug looks like it has a hash leaf on it rather than the logo... thought it was a 'special' brew...

Perhaps it's an iPhone thing?

I already started a thread about it in site stuff yonks ago. Apparently they're on it .

Yes, it's the new iPhone app upgrade issue.