Does anbody else's gagdet go all concertinary when in Topics?

[StNiChaolas]

I did acutally think it was my wankphone, but have used a SamsungThang, and it does it on that an' all.

I xan't be the only speshul one?

I think you'll find, Chaos my lovely, that you are absolutely a speshul one. I have no bloody idea what this thread is about, but will lurk anyway to bask in your lovely randomness.

Oh dear. Are you on the app, the mobile site or the web site?

I am on the Opera browser viewing through the desktop site on my wankphobe.

Do I sound knowledgeable?

Wankphobe.

Actually lolling.

I can send you a recording if yuo want?

Of the concertinaing, not a wankphobe.
Obvis.

Rowan do you have a Chaos translator there or are you actually telling Tech about the concertinaing wankphobe?

Ow! Not so hard.

Is this a wankphobe concert?

You want to send me a recording of your wankphobe?

No, silly tweedle, my concertinaing.

I have it ready for your viewing pleasure.

Go on then. If it floats your wotsit.

SIOB?

Seriously?

slow night?

Don't get her onto the subject of her wotsit. You'll be here all night if you do.

It is a slow night, yes.

Ok, shall I email, or is there somewhere bettrr to display it in all its glory?

Probs best to email - [email protected]

Mwah

Hokay, holdon...

Whaaaa?

Tis done possibly ineptly.

Oh, an incase it's not clear, it's me refreshering a page.

Utterbum.

Did I wend the wrong one?

[gulp]

Did you wend it inceptly Chaos?