Would anyone like to suggest some HoldMusic for the phones at HQ?

[SaintNiChaolas]

Hmm..

What about "Red Ref Wine"?

Hmm...

"Rule The World".

Ring my bell!

Hello?

Call me maybe?
Sorry, just entertaining myself now!

Hey Jude

Millennium Prayer

Gangnam Style

Santa Baby

Mysterious Girl

Seasons in the Sun

When the going gets rough

Theme tune of Spongebob

poppadom preach (madonna)

Chat(forum)anooga Choo Choo

Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit (Chas and Dave)

Tim Minchin's www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESFANzZTdYMLullaby

Daphne and Celeste

oops. sorry, thought I had previewed the link.

Postman Pat or ITNG theme

please, don't have a recorded voice saying how wound

wonderful you are.

My car dealers has a really smug hold message, very annoying when they are being useless and you've rung to complain.

Oh and please can we have the app for the kindle fire,

Then I wouldn't do that!

Wall would that be "U.G.L.Y"

Indeed.

It was just the first thing that came to mind. Client retention and all that.

I'm sorry. You are in a queue. Your call is important to us....

My personal all time favourite is greensleeves....

How about a recorded message...
Thank you for calling mumsnet. Please pick one of the following options:
If you are just calling for a chat, press 1.
If you wish to be unreasonable, press 2.
If you wish to report a troll press 3.
To be pedantic press 4.
For gin deliveries press 5.
To flounce, please hang up...

A Peter Andre medley, natch.

Just please don't interrupt it all the time with a spoken message so for the first twenty minutes you leap up every 35 seconds and then when someone finally picks up you don't even recognise that a human is speaking!

(Is this just me?)