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Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

33 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/11/2012 19:25

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? Wink

OliviaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 21:08

@SoupDragon

It's Friday night. Olivia is busy.
Busy making a very long list of trouble makers to send to Santa

HelenMumsnet · 01/12/2012 21:28

@DingDongKethryverilyonHigh

Luke still hasnt been to say hello, very rude!

He's hiding in the toilets not around at the moment, DingDong

HelenMumsnet · 01/12/2012 21:28

@ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

Not fair,

I can't believe we didn't get a song

Sad

Oh please don't sulk. Trust us, it's better than we don't sing. Ever.

LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet · 02/12/2012 00:00

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

Shaky Grin

Must have Tee Holly and Tee Ivy and Dreamy Dreaming Of A White Christmas.

See Amid The Winter Snowtunes

We Three Empresses

Shaky Night

God Rest Ye Merry Gentle State

Ding Dong Merrily on Mumsnet

Yes, EduCated, and then they get a membership card.

You see. You don't need us...

LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet · 02/12/2012 00:02

@EduCated

Do newbies have a list of tasks which they have to complete user supervision before they can be left by themselves?

P+C parking bunfight
General bunfight
Sock puppetry
Mitmoo
Chaos' carp phone malfunction
Hully
Hully on a full moon

Kinda. LukeMumsnet done level 1 Chaos. But we don't let anyone move onto level 3 Mitmoo without several weeks of close monitoring and gin top-ups

LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet · 02/12/2012 22:46

@ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

HQ you have not just let yourself down but you have let the ENTIRE site down, are you happy now? Sad

We only wanted as song.

Is that really too much to ask?

It is Christmas after all.

Sad Sad Sad

Tsk, it's Sunday Night, I'm tone deaf and I'm here on my own.

You SO don't want this to happen.

IceTheChristmasKateMumsnet · 07/12/2012 12:47

I haven't been trained for this...

GodMumsnet · 07/12/2012 14:10

@TrillsCarolsOutOfTune

What have you been trained for...?

I'd like to see the training that goes on :o

Xmas Grin TSSDNCOP

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