Season's greetings!

[CaptainBarnaclesDaddyman]

Now obviously you can't put your Xmas names on until December 1st, but I thought it might be nice if us MNers gave you lovely MNHQ types some festive NC options!

So roll up, roll up and start renaming HQ!

Toni I'm not ignoring your name, I just can't think of anything! Waaa! :(

ToniSawMummyKissingSantaClaus
TONIghtsantacomesdownthechimney

MistleTONIandwine

Thank you saggy! I can stop worrying now and pay attention to my children!

Just Mistletoni will do I think. N need to invoke Cliff Richard.

Don't you need a Ouija board and the blood of a virgin for that?

Unlikely to find that amongst Mumsnetters.

cANNdyCaneMumsnet

Rebecca!

Who are we missing? Don't want to leave people out!

For the new boy...

GoodKingWenceslasLastLukedOut

LukeSantasStuck

LittleDonkeyCARRIEMumsnet

SandyClausMumsnet

ColletteNutsRoastingOnAnOpenFire

SBD there's also DarrenMumsnet, GeorgeTech, ShamTech and PeterNotATech.

Go forth, my good fellow.

Cheers Doc! Will have a ponder...

HeatWasInTheVerySHAMThatTheTECHHadPrinted