Apols from MNHQ but our system's playing up and there may be some delay in responding to your Reports today

[HelenMumsnet]

Hello.

We just wanted to let you all know that we're having trouble with one of our systems this morning, and that means there may well be some delay in responding to your Reports.

We're so sorry. We're doing all we can to sort things as quickly as possible.

Why, Helen to patrol the boards and maintain PARD and harmony throughout in HQ's hour of need of course.

Why? Did you think I was gathering forces for another crazed take over, leading to the ultimate collapse of the site and alround naughtiness? If so shame on you!

Brain! Do you need me to explain?

Honey, Oh.

Saggy no monarch sponsored shillings I'm afraid. It'll have to be a waitrose token.

Make it a clubcard voucher and Im still in!

HelenMumsnet - Rookie mistake my friend, rookie mistake!

Or double bluff, Chipping, to weed out the trouble makers

@MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember

Or double bluff, Chipping, to weed out the trouble makers

what a day for the system to go bananas!

Will you get overtime at MNHQ to clear up the backlog?

OK, so the system's properly back up now but we appear to have mislaid a lot of this morning's Reports

We will get back to you. As soon as we've finished tearing our hair out...

You shouldn't have kicked the equipment Helen; surely you know that's V painful and then it takes the equipment twice as long to start working again

Oh bugger, I was looking forward to policing the boards with little ahems everywhere.
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No thanks Saggy I think I get it!

Maryz

@FlyOverTheMistletoe

I thought everyone at MNHQ already had a moustash

Oi!

but you didn't deny it !