Could we please have a 'Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells' topic?

[LittleFrieda]

Please?

I nearly drove through Tunbridge Wells yesterday but the lady in the sky decided to take me through Paddock Wood. I was quite cross with her because it was dark, foggy and wet. Silly cow.

Brilliant idea. All posts must begin with "Am I the only one who thinks ... " or "Why oh why oh why .. ". And the fonts should be green obv.

I do think Mumsnet local sites should have a 'Skegness is so bracing' type strapline, which could be sponsored.

Luton - the town the planners forgot to plan
SPONSORED by NK Architects.

Oh good idea. Tunbridge Wells local site could be "Brought to you by Petit Filou, market leaders in disgusting since 1975."

Tatton - sponsored by Osborne & Little, suppliers of chintz and one chancellor of the exchequer.

Maidenhead- you know, the one near where the Queen lives? Near Slough? Oh forget it...
Sponsored by Theresa May -yes, she buys those awful jackets here!

Chatham- Innit bruv

Sponsored by Fake Burberry company, Taiwan.

Chatham - Mean, median and mode, but never average home of Tracy Emin's 'My Bed'
Sponsored by Silentnight Beds.

Tracy is from Margate.
She's definitely chavvy, but not from my home town.

Margate is my home town. It is terribly chavvy. My old art teacher went to college with Tracy and his name is one of those sewn inside her tent. This is my only terribly terribly tenuous claim to fame.

Nice!
Did he brag about his name being inside the tent or did you find out by accident?

I had heard Margate be referred to as "Chatham by the sea", so doesn't surprise me