prepare to be boarded!

[CaptainSillyBeardyDaddyman]

Avast ye MNHQ!

Hand over your dubloons! Pieces of eight!

I be sorely dissatisfied with the lack o' piratical emoticons today... After all, tis international talk like a pirate day! So in light of your mutiny you must walk the plank!!!

Yar har har! With a cutting wit the like o' that, you can join me crew!

Join the crew!? Pah, I think I might stage a mutiny. I want to be captain, nothing less!

MNHQ!

Your time be up!

Where be the pirate emoticons? I see none from me poop deck! I might be looking with me eyepatched eye though...

Out of the way, imposter! I have much better qualifications for this job: both my father and my brother are real captains AND they've had dealings with pirates! So there.

I do agree with you about the pirate emoticons though.

Yer family sound like east India company! Scurvy dogs the lot of em! Ye'll never take me ship!

Thank ye kindly, they be cork guns and now they be loaded cork guns!

How d'ye think drawing a picture will help ye now? Going to papercut me to death are ye?

Enjoy mateys

Harrumph.

I love pirates the emoticons would make me very happy.

Oww!

DFAG

What are your views on dressing children up as pirates?

Did you hold these same views 2006 (ish?!)

:)

Ds is wearing pirate pyjamas today, lush they arrrrrr!