So sorry for the downtime, we're doing our best to fix it and are not down the pub, honest...

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

are you sure??

they're not down the pub...they're actually on the beach in Barbados

Love it, but it does come across a bit "they doth protest too much".

I didn't think they were down the pub. Until I read the message. Now I do!

Mine's a gin

Ah, was about to start the same thread. I love it. Best notice ever.

They don't need to go down the pub, there are plenty of supplies in the Shed.

I don't care where they fecking are, but they need to stop the site losing every second post or I am going to flounce off in a strop! Grrrrr.