So. What the hairy danglies is actually going on, MNHQ?

[HecateTrivia]

Still going offline several million times a day.

What's up?

If you don't sort it out I may have to talk to my DH who is watching the football. Please don't make me.

I keep loosing it too!

It's driving me nuts. I keep losing posts.

SORT IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT

How ironic that mumsnet went offline as I clicked to read this thread and had to log back in to read it! Are you just getting too damn popular and can't cope with the traffic MN?

i just lost a post about not being able to post ffs.

i need mumsnet to keep me happy when I'm up feeding my new ds2. he is only 12 days old and v hungry!

the site has been offline more often than not today. :(

Hello jaggy thistle
Sorry about your post about a post....
Congrats on your DS2 - 12 days old that is super teeny tiny I am very and trying V hard NOT to be broody

Tech is working on the probs, we promise, and we KNOW KNOW KNOW how annoying it is (it is for us too) so sorry again.

Can't be bothered anymore, off to read my book.

I like this thread title very much.

shame I had to wait for mn to reload before i could read it though!!

Well tell them to SORT SORT SORT it out before we all leave you for the dreaded NM

aw thanks for the reply. lt must be fun with us all whining!

i don't have the concentration powers to read an actual book at night, so i quite like browsing nonsense on here

he is quite snuggly and tiny :)

lost my post three times.

Ooh, I wish my DS was still 12 days old, he wasn't sick on me as much of often then

Oh, the snuggles

OliviaMumsnet- Oh Bloody craparse, Justine, they're fighting like dogs over the sahm vs. working mothers again
Justine- What a bunch of whiny old testes. Go offline for a bit, I can't be arsed.
OliviaMumsnet- Good idea. That'll learn 'em...
Justine- I don't know. It used to be all about mooncups and Bugaboos, and now it's all wolef fleeces and cuntworms...

I've had to watch television this evening

I think they've got Tech locked up in the shed again.

I think he's bound and gagged and turning mn on and off with his nose.

going offline for one minute is a dot, going off for 5 is a dash.

dot dot dot dot
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dot dash dot dot
dot dash dash dot

dash dash
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I've been saying this until I'm blue in the face - and nobody's been listening to me , Justine has to move Tech out of that cold, damp, draughty shed and give him a nice, warm, dry office.

That's why MN keeps breaking, poor Tech can't carry on working in these conditions.

Someone needs to feed the hamster, he seems to be on a go slow tonight.

Have you noticed how Mumsnet goes down just as you click the Post Message button. Luckily GoogleChrome keeps the form in history (least it does for me) so back button, open new tab, and wait for mumsnet to come back before pushing Post.

Feed Tech chocolate and coffee... will keep them up all night to kick the server when it crashes.

I am considering changing my name back but I'm scared I might go into my mumsnet and never come out again

Fix it please! Even if it means dragging tech out the pub.

Maybe techs watching football.

I've just been to a very dreary school meeting. I need some MN.

It is bloody annoying!

I was forced to talk to DH and when I could bear that no longer, read netmums

We have loads of spare cables kicking around here, I can get some couriered to you with Yodel if that would help.

I tell you what...nethuns is frigging shit tonight too

@DogEared

It used to be all about mooncups and Bugaboos, and now it's all wolef fleeces and cuntworms...

It's all gorn to the Dogs(Ears)!

It has indeed, Justine. Tell me, are you proud of what you created? Are you? I never knew what dragon butter was before finding this website... I used to cook for my family ffs... :o