Win chocolate! Last minute Easter name change competition

[RebeccaMumsnet]

Yes, it's time to get eggcited!

You've got until midnight tomorrow 5 April to post your eggcellent Easter name change below (please include your normal posting name in your post).

A shortlist of the best will be scrambled together by MNHQ on Friday 6 April and you'll then have until midnight Saturday 7 April to vote for your fave from the shortlist.

The winner will be announced on Easter Sunday 8 April. The judges' decision will be final

This rather fantastic chocolatey prize has been kindly donated by our friends at Thorntons and we will ask them to send it out to the winner next week.

Get hopping.

MNHQ

I should add I was just SparkyMcSparrow

Mine is so boring, you lot are so creative

hoping to win sympathy vote with my shite attempt at NC

Am normally BrianCoxHasScaryHair

I'm usually Quenelle

ThisIsNotWhatIWasAfter

I started a thread about this.

Stamps foot

(ExitPursuedByABear)

Was NoVeggiesBeforeSkeggies.

This feels a bit cutesy for me.

Normally MardyBra

Bit simple but relevant-ledkr

I can't think of a good one at all, so I'll stick with this one til inspiration strikes.
Usually Faverolles.

cruciflisspaps is utter utter GENIUS!

FoofFighter signing in to not win a bean egg

ElectricEasterEggParade

hmmmmmmm

too subtle? would non-jilly folks get tit? does anyone?

HermioneOnTheirMinds?

Tis me QuietNinja(tattoo) is my recentist incarnation no one knows me anyway but I could do with some chocolate

Anything for chocolate.

DressDownFriday.

... or perhaps I could enter in my French disguise?

I've changed again but I'm stopping now

I thought this might be good.

If anyone gets it?

MaryZ

According to DH this is a more accurate description of this seasonal delicacy.

babyheave

I get it Marz but the erection kind of leaps out before resurrection

I know, that's why I spelled it that way.

I suppose I could go MareZurection, or go some other way altogether.

I'm useless at this.

Normally HappyHippyChick