AIBU to ask if yoou ever visit MN Home Page?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Just wondering as there's some juicy morsels on there that must get overlooked by 99.12% of MN usists.

Bring back QOTW to Active Convo's NOW.

Homepage? Really? Wow. Who'd a thunk?

Never

I do believe Chais means 'stat' and not 'stet' up there. 'Ster' being the opposite of what she's asking for.

And I never go to the homepage.

Er...Chaos....

Oh FFS. It's catching!

I've the talk page bookmarked, but generally speaking don't really close my mumsnet window. I can't remember the last time I looked at the Homepage, or really anywhere other than talk.

PLEASE go look at the home page occasionally. At random points during the week we put up next week's winning lottery numbers, the current location of Lord Lucan, the results of November's presidential election, etc etc.

Anyways it does acksherly get loads of hits (one of the most-visited pages on the site) so someone's looking at it

Not the important regs Rowan dear.

But if you want to stick ALL the advertising on the Home Page, that's fine by us.

Tee - you are been osmosisised through the ether Darlink.

I do look occasionally (Sorry, Cahos) but not very often.

Am enjoying the MNetters Tips such as the ice cube wine thing.

Can we not inundate MNHQ with our best alternative tip of the week?

Such as:

If you have a little bit of wine left in the bottle, drink it.

Don't ever ever buy glitter. It is the work of the devil, and should stay as a special treat at Granny's house

These ones are already in the MNetters style:

Instead of playing a matching cards game, teach your kids the joys of making a massive pile of clean socks into pairs. (googietheegg)

Don't serve cous cous when you've just cleaned the kitchen floor. (wakesandquakes)

For super-fast bedroom tidying - sweep entire collection of tat into black bin liner. Leave for a week for DC to collect anything they want out of it, then throw away. I only ever need threaten the bin liner now... (tiawomt)

Lock the DC in the bathroom with some Flash while you MN for an hour. You never know, some good may happen.

That sort of thing?

Mmmm [ponders].

Toilet brushes are disgusting. Let your four-year-old shove his little sister's head down the loo instead?

If you ignore the kids for long enough they will either occupy themselves or run away? In either event you will find yourself with much more free time to mumsnet do the ironing?

If you leave things in the ironing pile long enough the creases flatten themselves out?

To save time, don't bother washing the floor/windows/children today. You can just do it once next year tomorrow instead?

I like this game.

In fact, I should really start an "alternative" tip of the day instead.

Do it.

Do it.

Do it.

[excited]

Yes, Mary has been on MN long enough to really understand this game-

Oops, sorry, can't do it today.

I have important real life to attend to [preens].

See ya Thursday (and I'll do a proper thread then if no-one else has - maybe I'll even make discussion of the day).

YABU to use AIBU to ask !

Erm, Fanjo even though the thread begins AIBU, she actually posted it in Site Stuff

If she had posted in AIBU you would be frothing correctly of course

I meant she used the phrase 'AIBU to ask'

'sironic, innit?
«fetches mop»

I have been there by mistake on the odd occasion.

Ah that's better

nothing beats a good froth

Erm, ok