Last minute super quick Christmas namechange competition - sign-up here

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We know it's the twentieth But we forgot have been very very busy and important.

Roll-up, Roll-up, post with a Christmas namechange below and add your normal posting name to your post for a chance to win!

You have until midnight on Wednesday the 21 to post. We will compile a short-list - MNHQ's list is final

We will create a poll on the 22nd and you can vote until midnight on the 23rd.

We will announce the winner on the Christmas Eve and send a surprise prize (it's even a surprise to us atm ) very early in the New Year.

Good luck everyone. Ho-ho-ho

I've even done a hovery-on-my-name-thingy, in keeping with my name

Fiderer. Never managed a seasonal change before, am quite proud.

MrsChristmasDB nearly inspired me to change again to fuckyoucocacolavan but i will try and bite back the bile from when the coca cola truck refused to film my kids last week just as we got to the front of the queue. [Goes off singing holidays are ruined holidays ruined holidays are ruined fuck you coca cola]...

As it is Jane Birkin you get my vote. Entre tes reindeers is tres drole. Always hated that line though - coming between your kidneys Really?

Meeeee

I am anything with Mittz in normally... (latest MittzyTheValliantVole)

Although I'd vote for MissHoneyDragon just for eating Cliff Richard... anyone who does that gets my vote!

normally lissielou

If you insist....

also: etjeviensentretesreindeers cupid and vixen sound the horniest. Bdum Tish!

MUSTGOANDBLEACHBRAINMUSTGOANDBLEACHBRAIN

festive fauna indeed. Knew I shouldn't have watched Charlie Brooker yesterday.

Unrelated to my usual nn but dedicated to my DCs' love and my loathing of The Annoying Orange.

ChippyMinton

Sorry

Poor beasts, it's a shame.

OneHandFlapping here.

oo, I like yours OneHand. It flows

Afternoon all.

babyheave here

Yuck!

I like OneHandWrapping too. So nonchalant in the middle of all the pre-Christmas panic

ThatsYouThatIs

See the winner of the Christmas namechange competition...that's unlikely to be me that is.

OneHandWrapping is inspired.

Bugger though.

I've just thought of the most excellent Halloween name.

Mine's shit and I know it but come on, what the hell was I supposed to be able to come up with with a username like AvadaKedavra??

[curses stupid Harry Potter namechange week]

AdventaKalendavra?

But I came up with ThatsYuleThatIs so I demand a halfshare of the prize if they win!!

Smileitssunny. Not.the best name change, I'll do.better next year!

Smileitssunny. Not.the best name change, I'll do.better next year!

[also curses laziness for not namechanging back again after stupid Harry Potter name changing week]

I think it's brilliant. Me and the ds's have a running sketch we do in the car. Voldemort goes to Argos.
'Hello. I am looking for a new baaaaathroom mat.'
'Oh Ok can you give me the catalogue number?'
'That will be twooo threee eight seven five seven threee'.
'And what colour would you like sir?'
'I vant Avocado'
'You what>?'
'Avantavocado!!!! you imbecile!'
'Ah alright, no need to get shirty with me. And would you like the matching shower curtain?'
'That is not a shower curtain. It is an invisibility cloak'
'Er no, it's from our value range. It is mould resistant though.'

etc etc

Oooh! Do you win if you suggested the the festive name that wins??

SanTEEClaus I've voting for you !!!