Excuse me, MNHQ, on what grounds did the dodgy anti-shrimp lady get her thread deleted?

[OhBuggerandArse]

that is all.

you'd batter believe it!

This cod go on for a while....

They'd haddock enough

FFS, this is not the Plaice. Just krill out, all of you.

The OP could whiting to complain?

I think that post needed scaling down

Salmon will be along soon to moderate this one, I expect....

Did the thread go aw-ray then? I missed a good one, carp .

Was a fuss about nothing anyway. It'll soon blowfish over.

You all talk such pollacks

Oh for goodness hake , what about shrimp lady?

The op was floundering.

Was she skating on thin ice

Wanna make something of it, OP?

Go on then, if you're gurnard enough

I hake the lot of you- far too clever, by half. Can't we just dolphinish this?

kipper out of mischief though

Oh ffs, you don't have to be clever to fish-pun. It's not like I'm a brain-sturgeon or anything

Thought the prawns were bit of a red herring.

Poor sole.

You all need kelp

suepurbly at brain-sturgeon! That's the best one!

at 'trys'. Clearly not a brain-sturgeon

TBH, the thread didn't really have a porpoise.