MNHQ Can wee have red flags emoticons , please ?

[DroveABroomstick]

please please please ?

Would be useful ....

I just want to wave a wee red flag.

Oh and maybe a white one , for when Aibu threads get a bit bitchy ....white flag for calm down ?

You know peaceful surrender ? .

Thanks

I thought the big mug of cannabis tea was for calming things down.

is this to wave on mooncup threads?

or are we all going to communicate in signal whilst wearing sylish 'riviera' style culottes?

I think a 'fuck off and die' flag would be very useful ...mumsnet please....oh please

It's never going to stop now, is it?

No laboof !

Soon we won't need to type words ....it will communication by pictures !

Very handy for us dyslexics !

Awwwww. I thought it was for the relationship threads. Something which says "Are you kidding? Run a fucking mile"
That's a much better use of it IMO

Perhaps we could build an entire Emoticon Dictionary?

Then no one would ever have to actually formulate an original thought or write a bloody thing ever again?

Seems like a sensible direction for a discussion site.

[grump]

It started with that bloody bear. Can't we get rid of it?

I'm just after looking at the smileys list. The bear is gone !

oh. no, it's still there

I hate that fucking bear

Yeah, I hate the bear too. And the mug. And the flowers - too colourful.

Yes, we need rid of the fucking bear.

Cant understand why we have it, its a reference to a mediocre thread that a small proportion of MNers found hilarious.

Very niche, that bear.

hahaha at niche.

I never see it being used in any case. Unless it's being used in conjunction with other smilies to make spunking nobs pictures, or to spell out the word cunt.

Actually, why am I arguing against it? Yay the bear!

Perhaps MNHQ could give the bear a flag and s hold some tea and wine in each paw

Bugger, I sneezed and pressed post. Anyway, get the bear fully tooled up, and then PUSH HIM OFF A CLIFF.

he could do all that LeBoof except be looking over his shoulder winsomely. we can then incorporate the biscuit as his arse - that will appease the agitators for a cats bum face. Job done.

I think he should be SHOT INTO THE SUN

Wow at the bear haterz

No to red flags, though.

Or white flags.

Or green spotty flags.

We are going to have a moratorium on emoticions for a while as DamianTech has left for pastures new and nobody else can draw the rest of the Tech team are pretty busy.

But feel free to play with the and have a for now.

No red flag.

However, someone over there < wants a cats bum mouth.

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[pbear]

I feel like I've stumbled into nethuns. I'm sorry old DamianTech has abandoned us gone to pastures new, but if that means no more bloody emoticons for a while then FAB.

NO MORE EMOTICONS - please.

Oh - fecked up the bear. I haven't used it so can't remember the 'instructions' for it [pombear][anemoticontoofar]

I'd like to lose the wine and the hash tea and the bleeding bear. Flags? Are we planning to post in semaphore now?