can we have a reversed biscuit pleeeease?

[JjandtheBeanlovesUnicorns]

As the subject states.

The --pretty disgusting bunch of cretins that we are-- lovely bunch who frequent the sporn/pusporn threads feel we need an emoticon, a reversed biscuit would do nicely and surely be nice and easy, pretty please.

We can bribe with[hbiscuit]or

I thought there might be a little hat balancing on the top. [hsad]

G'wan Olivia, pllleeeeeeeeeease can we have a reversie biscuit, pleeease.

[custard cream]

Olivia while you're here, here's a suggestion... could you not just give them their own topic? Then I can hide it!

I hate the puss threads.keep your boils to yourselves

Roffle at ruby [hgrin]

Olivia pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease

Orange flowers for halloween ofc!with a spider dangling

Go on go on go on go on go on go on go ON !!
Or i'll start singing 'I know a song that'll get on your nerves'

Can we have a witch's broom instead of ?

Doh!

Oh yes yes, halloweeny coloured

But the pusbiscuit first please. And thank you, in advance.

Pusbiscuit please! The boil threads spread some much pus warmth and joy throughout the whole of MN that it's really only fair.
The puspornographers love the threads. The normal other MNers don't, and get to hoick their judgeypants up to their armpits. It's an all too rare example od a win win thread.

Oh, and not wanting to sound vaguely threatening in any way at all, really I don't, no, no, not at all, but...

As demonstrated by the threads, the pus brigade are very persistent. Verry verrrrry persistent. And determined. Verrrrry determined. If denied their rightful pusbiscuit, it's conceivable that they may turn to the dark side. Start disrupting other, previously uninfected threads, mentioning pus, talking about fistulas. There may even be some 'pus rolling' similar to the phenomenon known as 'rick rolling'.

So put the pusbiscuit on the site lady. Or be prepared for pus overload.

(Oh go ON! You know you want to really!)

Gwan, MN, you know you want to.
[boil]

One word...

Carbuncle

Pusbiscuit hehe

Ohhh pleeeeeeeeeease pleeeeaaaae can we have one (employees best wheedling voice)

Yes please [boil] would be an excellent addition.

maybe you could twiddle the settings so we could only use it on boil threads? or it could be secret like the useless ?

Damian, dear boy, picture a boil. a large, juicy, boil, all hot and red and throbbing, with a deliciously ripe, yellow head and you have a reverse biscuit. the yellow bit is red and the red bit yellow. et voila!

actually - could you make it throb gently like the PM envelope,please?
and

olivia if you ever had an enormous boil on your bum wouldn't it comfort you to know there were so many people here ready to relieve you?

Have you ever had an enormous boil on your bum btw?

Zombies

Some people have no imagination

You're all sick.

I love you all :o

[pus]

Olivia and Damian please realise you hold the key to making so many of us very, very happy. Think about karma, just think.

Helen, the fact that you're here proves you are on the very brink of agreeing to the reverse biscuit.

No it really really doesn't

@ZombiesAteYourCervix

Damian, dear boy, picture a boil. a large, juicy, boil, all hot and red and throbbing, with a deliciously ripe, yellow head and you have a reverse biscuit. the yellow bit is red and the red bit yellow. et voila!

actually - could you make it throb gently like the PM envelope,please?
and

Ick. Think I need the afternoon off now not that I'd dare with HelenMumsnet looking

Oh now Damien's here - were definitely getting the reverse biscuit