Why is 'threads I'm on' still not working?

[EricNorthmansMistressOfPotions]

please?

Are we really under attack?

I will hopefully return tomorrow....if we all make it through the night.....

wake me up when TIO is fixed,i cant MN without it,it hurts my brain.

Just go and find your threads and bookmark as Threads I'm Watching. Simples.

put a watch on them, then you can find them

oops

Phew, was really worried we were being hacked there .

Have you nearly finished fannying around yet Helen?

Said in annoying rearseat voice.

HelenMN...might I suggest in that case that the Techs don't bugger orf having set up maintenance that you don't know about...?

Open the lines of comminication - get them out of the shed and into the hallowed halls of MNHQ

Otherwise it does just look like you might all be glossing over some beaucoup bad shit and passing it off, 4 hours later as maintenance...

Just a thought

SIOB.

HAVE YOU turned it off and turned it on again?

rowdy lot - get a pen and paper and write down what thread your on ffs.

ignore them Helen and go to pub with techs

PICNIC Custardo, PICNIC....

have to take the dog out, in the dark, shit.

Today all computery stuff is going weird for me
Why didn't I listen to those Zombie threads, why............

(no way is the dog going to protect me, its daft!)

It's STILL not working!

Is still not wurkin!

And all my setting have gone wrong! Gaaaah

I was just coming over here to point out that it was, indeed, morning.

This doesn't bode well for insignificant changes.

Shall we take bets as to what they've done?

Add tickers?

Like button?

Ability to block individual posters?

Place your bets!!!

get a pen and paper

LUDDITE ALERT !!!

(grabs pitchfork and flaming torch)

It is now morning. I still have no TIO. S'not fair.

AiBU has disappeared from the topic bar when you look at a thread on mobile. Everything is slightly wonky too

I could've sworn I posted on this thread already. Maybe it was one of the other TIO threads. Wait, I know how I can check OH WAIT NO THAT WON'T WORK WILL IT.

Gah.

So what are the options so far for possible conspiracy theories to explain all this?

• Zombie attack, obv?
• Hacking attack by NI in revenge for MN 'closing a newspaper' ?
• Attack by Nethuns in attempt to destroy the competition?

Because nobody is buying this 'maintenance' thing.

Freaky! I did not realise this thread existed and we have arrived at exactly the same list of possible conspiracy theories!

Spooky.

Zombies!!

Still not working!