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MNHQ <waves> [kitten]

90 replies

happymole · 27/04/2011 16:54

Dear MNHQ

After yesterdays unspeakable FakeKateGate Angry

Could I draw your attention to this thread.

We need a [kitten] for times of stress and to make us me smile.

If we can have cannabis tea Brew and flame head [cshock] surely we can have [kitten] as emoticon of the month.

OP posts:
FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 16:37

And puppies. I have a stash of puppy porn on my computer. Grin

PinotGrigiosKittens · 03/05/2011 16:38

Ooh do tell me about your kittens Fellatio - did you hand-rear too? What did you call them?

PurveyorOfBaloney · 03/05/2011 16:41

Have I really just wandered into a room of Netmums??

What is all this fluffy-bunny-kittikins all about?

(as admirable as Pinot's contribution to the stray cat world is, surely all this squuueeeeee-ing is a little demeaning?)

MmeLindt · 03/05/2011 16:43

Purveyor
Sorry [hangs head in shame]

Back to being tough MNetters now. No more fluffybunnykins.

ChippingIn · 03/05/2011 16:45

NO

Just NO

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 18:27

No, no hand rearing was involved but they were born in my wardrobe in the middle of the night and they looked very similar to yours. Grin

There were two ginger, two black and white and one white with ginger splodges. We called them:

Oddy (white one, because he was the odd one out)
Jasper and Poppy (ginger)
Pippin and Milkman (black and white)

And we have a Viszla too and he was kitten smitten. Grin

He crept upstairs once (he's not allowed) when they were about 10 days old because he knew something strange was going on, and he came and stood in the doorway of the spare room where the babies were, looking really nervous and embarrassed and bewildered with his tail wagging gently, and Mummy cat leapt across the room in one bound and hissed and dug her claws into his nose! After that he knew where he stood, and was allowed to come and have a look as long as he promised to be calm - which is very very hard for my boy. [nutter emoticon] Smile

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:04

I've just put tons of kitten photos on my profile but they haven't come out. Sad Don't know what I did wrong.

I'll try again. Grin (no Mrs Tough Guy here)

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:09

I'll try puppies. They might be easier. Grin

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:12

Hang on. Talk amongst yourselves...

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:12

Fuck it. I've completely messed up my profile page now. Confused

BitOfFun · 03/05/2011 19:14

You just wanted to give me house-envy, didn't you? Angry

PinotGrigiosKittens · 03/05/2011 19:16

You have a vizsla too????? And 3 boys iirc????? WOW! We are weirdly alike. Do you also have an aversion to ironing and a liking of cheap white wine Grin ??

My vizsla is only 9months old and she's so excited about the kittens and keeps trying desperately to lick them - but of course her tongue is the same length as their entire body so she tends to send them flying when she does so. Her name is Ruby - also known as KangaRuby as she's a jumping nutter.

As for other posts, I don't understand why can't MNers be a bit squealy when we want to? Who declared themselves Queen of MN and that to be on this forum you must be a tough nut? I'm an individual thanks.

The [kitten] emoticon would be a bit of fun. Demeaning? Pah!

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:16

Can you see it? I though it had disappeared! There are no cats on there though are there? Grin

PinotGrigiosKittens · 03/05/2011 19:18

No house just a Rightmove advert of an uber house Envy Grin

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:19

Right. I'm going to nail these damn cats and puppies without the house.

PinotGrigiosKittens · 03/05/2011 19:19

Don't NAIL the kitties! :)

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:20
Confused
FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:22

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FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:23

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FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:24

I'm getting cross now

PinotGrigiosKittens · 03/05/2011 19:26

Log off to reset it all...

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:27

It's because my profile is under my old name without the 0 on place of the o. I'm trying to swap it but it won't work. Confused

TethersEnd · 03/05/2011 19:29

I'm with BoF.

Words are best.

Perhaps we should have a [dictionary] emoticon.

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:29

Right then. This is it now.

FellatioNels0n · 03/05/2011 19:30

No it's not. Grin