Dear Sweet Lovely Delighful MNHQ. Please can we have ..........

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a wine glass.

you could ditch the pointless bear and make me ver very happy.

ps. How is little Dazza getting on?

Jacksmama - I was referring to the OP, but if you're offering...

PLEASE Justine

You can see there is a LOT of support for the that I have been shamelessly begging for, for ages!!

ChippingIn, d'ya want a really naff animated one or just one with its eyes heavenward?
The animated efforts are a bit too netmums twee for me

Doesn't the perform the eye-rolling function?

I am still putting forward the guest emoticon idea. One frivolous emoticon at a time- it will placate innovators and traditionalists alike.

I tend to interpret the as a bit of a what-the-f... face

get rid of the bear and replace with a wine glass.

or a bear holding a wine glass

:o

BoF - not quite... you know when there is the 4 millionth thread about P&T parking spaces or someone is saying 'PFB said sausage today, isn't that good at 6 weeks' a good eye roll would do the job, but a hmm just seems too harsh and not quite right.... but yes, since the hmm arrived I've been less vocal about needing the eye roll... but it would still be good!

Jacksmama - too slow my friend, too slow. 14 minutes, the bottle was emptyyyyyyyyyy

Sorry, I was busy drinking my own wine trying to find the sweary thread.

Shall we open another?

Sorry MrsShrek - I'd really really like the animated one as it really is the only way to get a proper eye roll - but selfishly would like it to be the ONLY animated thing as I agree with it being too netmums twee and if tickers ever come in - I'm out!

Yeah - what do you fancy - I have a nice NZ Satyr chilled, some bubbles or a Rioja... you choose.

Mmmm... bubbles?

Next one's on me, I got a crapload of wine from DH and MIL for Christmas and the best one is a Malbec from Argentina called Layer Cake. Oh my dog, is it good!

POP

Anyone else?

Your dog likes the Layer Cake? It sounds interesting!

i want a pint glass Justine.

actually on another thread i suggested a 'roving' emoticon, so periodically from time to time you can replace an emoticon like the stupid useless fuck ugly bear with say a wine glass or a bottle of vodka

I don't have a dog :o

I started saying "oh my dog" instead of OMG when someone rather rudely pulled me up on "using the Lord's name in vain" sometime last year [cat's bum mouth emoticon]:o

What about a teacup emoticon?
Not to upset the wine party but the air is recently quite nutty so maybe that would be a good idea?

i can't believe your using the dogs name in vain

on the other thread someone suggested a medal emoticon.

i think that would be used a lot and is a fab idea

A teacup would be good, too.

I second (third, fourth) a medal. In a suitably ironic colour, please,

For dog's sake!! :o

Jacks - you should have told them to mind their own dog gammed business [bgrin]

Oh dear - thank god/dog/other item of worship that we can't all add our own - it would make netmums look dull

pmsl @: oh my dog

It was pretty funny the next time I said it in front of the person who'd told me off about OMG. His face was a picture of a cat's bum :o

I was just thinking that if we got all the emoticons we've been asking for, we wouldn't need to type any more. You could probably do complete sentences in emoticons only.