What the bloody hell is up with MN ...

[usualsuspect]

Its driving me mad its so slow

Its like it every night now

I've just had another offline moment.

Darren - talk to us. Whassup? We're clever - maybe we could help. Have you thought about posting in GeekyStuff? That NetworkGuy knows his onions, I've found.

Worse so far tonight, than last night.

Well if Darren released last night,he needs another go, reckon he held back a little.

It is worse tonight.

Darren - We know maryz sorted out,huh frantically touching 'wood' indeed!..

But don't be mean now, what of the rest of us??

Oops X posted maryz,Are you back for more?

Poor old Darren.
Leave him alone he's only new! We don't want Justine to get mad at him. I hear her staff are afraid of her, probably not for her cuddlesome ways and gentle spirit. (At work)

aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!

@wukter

Poor old Darren.
Leave him alone he's only new! We don't want Justine to get mad at him. I hear her staff are afraid of her, probably not for her cuddlesome ways and gentle spirit. (At work)

I knew I shouldn't let my mother loose! (Darren's been sent to the Lake District)

Oh yes, I did read that sending people to Coventry is so last year.

MNHQ are bang on trend.

It's no use dunking him Justine. Lock him in the cupboard with no access to carb based snacks till he fixes it.

It's still bolloxed btw. :)

Active convos are still dropping off the page for me - twice today already, it's doing my head in.

It's just crap. I had to turn MN off and now I'm bloody pregnant.

I blame MN entirely for this fact and will be claiming maintenance in about 8 months time.

I've been MNing for about an hour, it's timed out twice, things aren't posting properly, it keeps having a 30 second kip and active convos just can't be buggered to load properly half the time.

What IS going on?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

Hi, sorry about this problem. We are actively monitoring it and have just made some changes that should help. We'll post on this thread again over the next day or so.

Cheers, Tech x

Now I can't post.

Kisses Tech?

Think you can win us over with kisses?

What do you think we are, a bunch of simpering women?

Nay nay nay. Wouldn't dream of such a thing. Please bear with us till we get it fixed. Ta.

I have no choice. I have a habit and my dealer is letting me down. Fix it, don't make me go elsewhere.

I can't go cold turkey or they'll find me out on the streets, nose pressed against the neighbour's window, staring at the glare of their pc as they use another parenting site. It's a slow slide into depravity.

Only you can save me.

How's this been so far tonight? Anyone noticed any improvement / worsening?

Anyone getting "offline for 30 seconds" errors?

Ta v. much, Tech

Sbeen ok I spose.