Pardon me, but why does Pizza Express in Richmond have to do with Mumsnet?

[JustAnotherManicMummy]

Pizza Express in Richmond are closed for some new relaunch. They have hordings obscuring the windows describing all the things they are going to be doing without saying anything at all and they reference Mumsnet.

So, MNHQ, what's happening?

And yes I know I am nosey but I am also a bit brazen

Well spotted...and all will be revealed very soon - hopefully tomorrow. Sorry to by mysterious, promise it's nothing sinister but just waiting for final say so from PEHQ before we can reveal all......

Is it their new sausage roll pizza being unveiled?

Oooh do I win a prize? Or you can buy my silence if you like. I'm easy

I spotted this the other day but didn't have my specs and it's rather swirly writing on that hording.

I did clock the planning application for showing films. Will MNTV be beamed live for our viewing pleasure?

new MNHQ?

MN Prison??

Well?

come on then, its tomorrow now

Where is this MN reference? Hidden somewhere in all that stupid advertsising? I will investigate this tomorrow methinnks.

PizzaExpress is changing. Starting in Richmond.

We?re working with designers, Italian chefs, a theatre director, a professor of acoustics, mumsnet, a DJ, an artist, a conversation expert and a fashion designer to change PizzaExpress Richmond.

It?ll be the first PizzaExpress of its kind

Is there going to be a mn pizza? Is it going to be called the AIBU and have as its topping a handful of Smarties spelling out 'Judge Ye Not'

arf MrsTayto

The Ayeee Booo Pizza

MrsTayto, surely it would feature stolen grapes, a red rug of tomato sauce, lentils and be served with a froot shoot?

The Mumsnet/Charlie's Angels logo will be reconstructed on a giant pizza, and made entirely of capers and olives. I can see it now.

Pizza with a sausage roll on top and a "kids menu"

They're making P&T table mats and if the waiter/tress puts your pizza down in the wrong place you get to scream at them.

There'll be one called G&T which will be a circle of dough with a big glass of gin and tonic in the middle so you can knock it back while listening to some bore droning on about how their dc just isn't being stretched (unlike the dough, har har) and what level is your dc on ORT or isn't he reading yet?

oh lolo at you lot

i see richmond won the blandest high st award in the standard tonight

I've been told there will be random bunches of grapes everywhere, just to see if we nick them and say nothing.

When you get the bill you'll find there is also a report from a secret panel of experts in which you, your clothes, your boots and the behaviour of your DCs will have been thoroughly judged.

It's going to be a themed pizza. 'The Mumsnet Ladygarden'.
Version 1: LOTS of rocket all over, a little olive in the middle and FREE BEER.
Version 2: a miserable vertical landing strip line of brazilian tuna, a little olive in the middle and smug little half-glass of free warm wine.

Does it have parent and child parking that machine guns people if they don't have a child.
And Boden material seats and everything?

There will be tablecloths.

Oh yes.

nah, it'll be a bog-standard pizza express with a couple of computer terminals permanently set to Mumsnet....

and bunting

lots of bunting

Do MNers get free pizza? If not, you have a riot on your hands!

so glad they have a director of accoustics involved. our local is tiled top to bottom and it's like eating in a bathroom.