Catsbum face,

[QueeferSutherland]

Please please please can we have a catsbum face emoticon?

I get bored of typing it.

So useful for judging.

Failing that, some judgypants.
But a po face would be better.

I dunno about a stoat - I just don't think they have the offensive hip sway that cats do, they haven't the leg length. And capbaras' bums are too close to the ground.

Yes skunks feature highly in the "Animal Arse Hall of Fame".

A Capybara's arse is WAY WAY higher off the ground than either a cat's or a skunk's. Dear Lord! Did you never do the Amazon when you were at Primary School?

An elephant's is obv the highest, no wait a giraffe's is the highest but I bet it being in the cow family is somewhat on the lax side.

Skunks' bottoms are so 1982.

Vote Capybara.

Giganticor fuck me that's a photo of a big capybara that I didn't pedict I'd be googling for today

That lady has a crazy arsed big chair too.

Slubber, she is clearly a Borrower, and that is actually a guinea pig and regular-sized chair.

Amazing pic! But I disagree- all the capybaras I've ever seen have their bums on a downward point, not an in-your-face angle. Although, having googled some interesting images myself, I would now like to add in the llama's bum as a good alternative.

ANYway - the point is that the cat and the skunk are the only ones who really use their tails to make their point and draw attention to their shrivelled sphincters. I think.

LOL

You may be right.

She does have a Borrowering look about her.

Why borrow a guinea pig though?

Oh yes llamas make the cut.

I'm sure a Capybara showed me its huffy arse once when I tapped on the glass at Chester zoo. Not having a wiggly wavy tail is NOT a good enough reason to exclude it from this slightly odd discussion.

How about a baboon's arse? Although they're somewhat florid, maybe not..

Well, if I peer into the aforementioned hall of fame we can see;
A arse
A behind
The dog's bollocks get an honorary entry
Not forgeting the unmissable Baboon's Bum.

Can't get the first two links - page is missing, apparently.
But the 4th! Wow.

First two weeks I thought was the elusive catbum face

That baboon's arse is just on an altogether other level of bottomness.

What would that that rear even mean in terms of an emoticon?

Oh no please don't - the drives me mad as its used so often in such a mean way.

Bugger, it was a duck's arse & badger's bum.

Surely a cat or capybara's bum face is tongue in cheek though, TB?

A baboon's arse might feature on the relationships or general health topics. Slubber.

I have tears streaming down my face over the capybara/ borrower/ guinea pig thing. It's the first time ever I've shown MN to DH.
This is my special name for occasional use only.

That woman with the capybara on her lap does have the most extraordianry expression on her face. Like she's just popped round to a mate's house for a cup of tea and the giant thing has jumped up onto her lap but she's too polite to say anything.

The baboon's arse is surely the emoticon of choice for representing fecundity.

I vote cat, because I can say cat.

I can't say capybara.

Of course you can. Don't be so defeatest Yuno.

Capeee-baa-ruh

That's easy for you to say Slubber.

I can't stop laughing. I love Piprabbit's judgeypants.

Now this is a cat's bum face.

Nah, slubber, that must be her house; her skirt is made from the same fabric as the cushion.

I am struggling to breathe after reading the word "anii"

Oddly enough, when you google 'capybara's bum' this thread is only the second item.

This is the first....